AAA I GOT AN ASK WHAT DO I DO

I love nerdy guys who are just lowkey freaks, like yeah come over baby and show me your pokemon card collection while I give you back rubs 🖤

what if I fetishized my partner in

In another avatar

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What if I fetishized my farmer avatar

Hey everyone!

I'm so sorry my blog has been so dead, it's a mix of laziness and education 🫠 but I figured I should let you all know ....

During the past two days, I've had an unholy amount of rich hearty and fried foods, and I havent pooped since Friday 🥴 I can't promise much due to being incredibly busy, but I'm going to try to hold until this Thursday or Friday and try to release in public if I can!

Also sorry about my askbox my mental capacity is very low ugh 🫠😭

Hi ppl I have a nerd kink so what do we think about me spouting unhinged crap about it

fat trans people. you agree. reblog

Why not 😌

made a version of this meme for this side of tumblr :33

Thought I should just say, in case I ever don't post very much, don't worry!

I am just busy and/or mentally ill ☺️

Have I rb'd this before? Ehh ask me anyway!

Revamped Fart Q&A

(noticed that one gassy q&a going around a lot so I thought people might appreciate some different questions!)

On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being rarely ever able to fart, 10 being incredibly gassy at all hours of the day — how gassy are you on average?

What triggers your farts? (foods, drinks, certain situations, etc.)

Do you push out your farts when you feel one coming, or let them come out on their own?

Do you ever get morning gas? How do you deal with it?

What aspect of farts do you enjoy the most? (sound, smell, sensation, "gross" factor, etc.)

How do you react to seeing/hearing people farting irl/in a non sexual scenario? Can you act natural and laugh it off?

Which would you prefer: farting on someone's lap, or having your lap farted on?

How do you feel about smell? Do you have a preferred type of stench?

Do you feel comfortable farting in front of others?

Have you ever accidentally farted when you didn't mean to?

Do you purposely eat trigger foods in order to make yourself gassy?

What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it in or let it out?

What do you think about the smell of your own farts? What do they smell like?

How do you feel about fart humour in media?

Do you like face farts? Would you ever do it if you had the chance?

Describe your favourite type of fart.

Thoughts on trapped gas/bloating?

Which would you prefer: massaging someone's gassy belly, or having your gassy belly massaged?

When did you know you had this kink? What triggered it?

Clothed or naked?

Embarrassed or shameless?

Silent or loud?

Does anyone know you have this kink? Would you ever tell anyone?

Doms who get your brain malfunctioning within 5 seconds. Doms who bite you just right so that you whimper and melt into them with each wince. Doms who know what to say to get you to blush from ear to ear. Doms who manage to get you hard/wet by simply putting their hand on your chin to make you look at them. Doms who moan softly because you're clawing at their back as they tease you while making out. Doms who whimper when you bite them back. Doms who pull you in for a kiss by any part of you they can get their hands on. Doms who groan and pant as they get hornier and more desperate. Doms. I love doms.

This post is made by a masc person <3