When A Boy Has Big Stupid Eyes?

“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness. 

Peachy Bonbon

You’ve heard of chubby pikachu now get ready for

#coaching me thru an orgasm

Computer Chronicles - Best Online Computer Games (1998)

i would crawl through glass just to wear these shoes and crawl through glass

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the Hatsune Miku UN are all they all the members of the Hatsune Miku UN ARE not wearing shoes, boots, whathaveyou uhhh TEVAS all their feet are out and they stink they are dirty unwashed little miku feet and and one of them has a gun to my head and—just then: woooo woooo wooo okay the doctor is here he'll know what to do

i don't really need this much blood

just because i want to lie lakefront beneath this or that tree distant bells of the paleta man dappled sunlight permitted through the shifting sprays of this or that leaf loosening my sinew spreading my nerves apart breath worked deeper with each rise and fall of your hips doesn't make me a bottom, okay?