What If The Plague Doctor Poking Stick Was Used For Something Else ...

Is the phrase “Going on a fanfic bender” in use?

Because recently thats the perfect summary of my actions.

Bottle after bottle. Fic after fic. Why stick to one type if you can try all? Fluff, Angst, AU, Originals, get in the mix. What is grass anyway and why do you need to touch it when you can read about touching.

Pencil sketch/drawing

Sometimes life gives you the job of a photographer .

You take the picture but youre not in it .

„Calm day at sea „

Alternative :

„when you swim and something touches your leg so your mind comes up with this „

Ok but do you really think Tenya Iida wouldn’t be a HUGE Optimus Prime fan ?

Think about it . The perfect idol . Has very rational sense, follows rules and handles with care and responsibility ( mostly ) .

Takes care of his friends and has a strong moral compass .

The costume .

The robot hands .

(Not to mention that transformers did originate out of Japanese toys )

Just think about it

Another “ humans are weird idea “

Imagine how the aliens would react to Halloween decorations.

Like , they come to visit and everything is going fine , humans are so interesting , look mostly kind and not threatening. And then they just see how a human begins to decorate their house with dead caskets of humans and other parts . Of course they notice it’s fake but still the fact that these beings just casually drop off the representation of a dead human somewhere around their living habitat and seem to enjoy it ..... horrors aliens .Not to mention some other humans that buy specialy made food that looks like - their- organs ,and eat it .

“It’s weird.”

“What’s weird ?“

“Humans have a closer relationship with the dead than they do with the living.”

“Elaborate on that.”

“Well did you ever notice how they honour their deceased?

“…”

“ They decorate the remains of the being and then put it in a wooden box. That wooden box they then proceed to put in a small stone monument with some identification of the human. Sometimes they burn them instead. It varies from culture to culture. After that they repeatedly visit the remains and … how should I vocalise that… relive the memories they shared with that being ?“

“ But doesn’t that destroy the natural cycle of returning minerals into the soil ?“

“ It does. It also damages their emotional sensors yet they still do it.

“ Huh.“

“ But it’s not just about the weird boxing ritual. It’s about the process altogether. Humans give much more value to death than they do to life.”

“Can you give an example ?“

“Plenty. Their soldiers, their authors. Even their friends. While alive they do indeed get acknowledged. But when they die that acknowledgment doubles, even triples in size. It seems humans are blind to most of their possessions and are only able to see them after their loss.

“ That is quite bizarre. But if I can give you a word of advice - do not get too close to human psychology. A lot of minds were lost that way. “

“ …..I will accost your concern.”

👁👄👁

… same vibe …

I just realized

The 3 Swedes in the Umbrella academy , are like the 3 Swedes in the novel “ The Beach “ by Alex Garland .

( Spoilers )

Even their fate is similar . Out of the 3 , one survives and two die .

Skelly boi