If You Don't Like Getting Queerbaited Watch Something With Actual Gay People Like Shounen Anime

oh your new man’s 6’2? he has abs and six rolexes? thats great babe but does he have a naruto blog? like does he understand love?

the first rule of any scenario is to ask yourself. how can i make this about naruto and sasuke

what if YOU wanted to go to HEAVEN but GOD said "remember when you defended itachi uchiha on the internet?"

masturbating under the weighted blanket like rock lee with the ankle weights.

i feel like everyone at smosh are simultaneously the hottest and most cringe people ever. which is exactly my type

seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

an important psa

i’m a lover. AND a biter