men be like “maybe that’s what makes us ninjas” and it’s homosexuality
so we can post hole now
real
madara really just stripped down naked first thing after getting his real body back .. he was like u people need to see this, i need to turn this into a shared experience for everyone
naruto finding out that his wind type chakra is compatible with sasuke’s fire type is like finding out your crush’s zodiac sign is highly compatible with your own
"why suck the strap" why look at a sunset. why listen to your favourite song. why stop to smell the flowers. come on now
“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it
i wanna see kabuto’s sns ninja info card
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me