mizuki telling naruto in the first chapter “nobody will ever love you” as if he’s not talking to the main character of the greatest love story of all time. read the room loser.
yeah yeah opening a fic and "he would not fucking say that" but what about you open the fic and "he would fucking say that". what about that pure feeling of euphoria when it's exactly right the way you like it
my friend as i walk into their house: make yourself at home!!
me: thanks! *chromecasts naruto onto their tv*
when kimimaro took his whole spine out. deranged.
you have no idea how much I want to be a flying magic cube, so Viktor can looks at me like that
shikamaru when temari killed someone for him
real
number one trans ally killerbee naruto