Sharptooths - Fang (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

itachi's logic of wanting to meet justice by an uchiha's hands and thats why he did all those things to sasuke so he would kill him is so stupid... dude you're an uchiha too should i make the math for you or

“so tell me… did you see what was in my heart? how i really feel?” and “quit yapping. we’re no longer kids. i know your heart. and you, mine… right?” are two absolutely insane quotes that feel like they’re straight out of the most heart wrenching romance ever written but they’re actually from naruto. which is the same thing

I am once again asking for soul eater to get the brotherhood treatment

Sometimes I feel like Sasuke didn’t even knock Sakura up no way that nigga didn’t send his sperm by mail or something

Your honor my client was not “cheating on his wife” he simply was having a “quick yaoi break”

shikamaru in the manga……………………………..im developing a second heartbeat

like i feel like im going absolutely insane with how much intentional self infantilization im seeing women my age doing.. and then acting like im a wackjob for being like “i don’t think thats cute and i find it insulting” i want to be taken seriously i want to be regarded as intelligent and bright and capable. i dont want to act like a high school sophomore when im a 24 year old woman with loans and bills and wisdom to share and learn. im a human being and im tired of being roped into this weird culture of “20-something teenage girls” it’s time to fucking grow up and if you can’t or won’t do that then leave me absolutely out of it and speak only for yourself. your female ancestors would find you an embarrassment.

“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it