Got To The Start Of The Trial And I Was Wrong But….

Imagine instead of Nifty, it was Alastor who, bleeding out from his first fight still, mind you, apears out of the shadows as Adam was crawling out of the crater, spewing his nonsense, and just jumped him.

Started beating the shii out of him like Lucifer.

All claws and teeth and crazed (woozy from bloodloss but powering though) look in his eye.

Rips the man's throat out, probably.

"Fuck. You."

Mans is covered in dark red and glowing gold, just breathing.

Swaying from where he's sat on Adam's still form, he spits out the glowing chunk of thoats, turns vaguely for the other, a barely audible whisper on his lips.

"Someone tell Rosie not to eat that. It's s̴̜̎p̵̰̒ō̴̳̬̌i̴̳͎̚l̵͓̜͘ẹ̵͉̉d̸̤̀."

And promptly passes out.

The Hazbins are too shocked to do anything for a second, before Charlie gains some composure and move to help her weirdest friend.

generate a random power here

Don't forget to put the power you get in the tags!

(If you're reblogging from me, I got Mixed Martial Arts Mastery)

As someone who likes to take things a bit too seriously, what would happen if this occurred in a Danganronpa game? Who would be held accountable: Eva or Wolfgang.

Wolfgang would be the one to pull the trigger and kill himself, but Eva was the one to give him the gun. While in normal circumstances this would probably be ruled a su*cide, Wolfgang seems to be unaware that it is a gun he’s about to use.

eva hand me the damn dryer

My contribution to the Raincode fandom.

Okay guys there were a million and one "Saving Dogay" AUs now we need three million "Saving Doey" AUs, stat.

I want 3 10k fics on my desk by the end of the week.

wanna hear me yap about my Twisted Reflection Au for Cookie run kingdom?

so this takes place in the weird alternate universe where Shadow Milk Cookie (Light Milk Cookie) is the Sage of Truth and Pure Vanilla Cookie (Tainted Vanilla Cookie) is the Truthless Recluse.

this universe was actually created when Pure Vanilla Cookie (the one from the original universe) attempted to break his soul Jam and subsequently awakened. The Soul Jam didn’t break completely, but a shard broke off, and when the Spire of Deceit crumbled, the shard fell into a pool from the Yogurt River, which created the Twisted Mirror, and subsequently, the universe that the Sage of Truth exists in.

Like in the original universe, Pure Vanilla and the other ancients meet each other, and become friends. But eventually, for various reasons, each of the ancients “corrupt” ( an example I came up with is that Dark Cacao Cookie cuts off everyone and isolates himself from the world, believing that caring about others will only lead to endless suffering). Pure Vanilla is forced to Witness his friends become worse versions of themselves, and he almost loses all hope, becoming Wilted Vanilla Cookie (to distinguish him with the original Pure Vanilla) that is until he learns of a peak said to hold the great Truth of Existence at the top. He decides to travel to this peak in hopes of learning why his friends are suffering and a way to fix things.

At the base of the Peak of Truth, Wilted Vanilla receives various warnings from the Cookies living there to turn back, as many Cookies have tried to reach the Peak and achieve enlightenment, but none have ever returned. Wilted Vanilla is undeterred, and starts his way up, when he meets another Cookie. A young cookie around his age named Light Milk Cookie. This Cookie has come to the peak to discover the truth as well, and while Wilted Vanilla initially declines the other of traveling together (he already ‘lost’ many of his friends, and he doesn’t want to risk growing attached to this cookie if the peak is really so dangerous) but he ends up traveling with Light Milk anyway.

the trek is very tiring, and takes many days to complete. Many times Light Milk and Wilted Vanilla come across Crumbled cookies and eventually realize- these cookies killed themselves. The revelation makes them consider turning back (why would these cookies kill themselves if the truth wasn’t terrible?) but they have come this far, and refuse to turn back now. They reach the top, and they discover, The Mirror of Absolute Truth.

Now, When a Cookie looks into the Mirror of Absolute Truth, they all know immediately that what they see is their true selves. And what do Wilted Vanilla and Light Milk Cookie see? They see Pure Vanilla Cookie (the Ancient of Truth) and Shadow Milk Cookie (the Beast of Deceit) looking back at them. As they look upon their true selves they realize the truth of their existence. That they are but twisted reflections of these Cookies. They know (vaguely) what they true selves have done. They fall into despair, questioning their own free will.

Wilted Vanilla and Light Milk Cookie consider crumbling themselves like the other Cookies, but Wilted Vanilla says that will not fix anything. Light Milk Cookie says they can’t just tell everyone the truth! Wilted Vanilla proposes another idea: one of them remains at the peak of Truth to guard it, and the other spreads misinformation in the world to dissuade Cookies from seeking out the Peak by teaching them the ‘truth’ and satisfying Cookies’ craving for knowledge. They decide on they roles and that’s how Wilted Vanilla, now Tainted Vanilla remains on the Peak of Truth and how Light Milk Cookie returns to Cookie kind.

However, Light Milk Cookie is overwhelmed by his burden of knowing the Truth, and eventually seeks a way for him to forget some of it. He casts a spell on himself that makes him forget his journey with Tainted Vanilla Cookie (he forgets their friendship) which rids himself of some of the more Painful truths. (He still somewhat ‘remembers’ them, but they’re too painful so he buries them away.) Eventually he begins to teach Cookies of the Truth, and becomes the Sage of Truth. He encourages Cookies to seek enlightenment and those cookies climb the Peak of Truth, where they are met with the Truthless Recluse.

Truthless Recluse eventually realizes that Light Milk Cookie is the one sending many Cookies up the Peak of Truth, and is deeply hurt by his friend’s betrayal. He becomes more aggressive in his protection of the peak, unleashing horrific illusions that drive some travelers to insanity. Truthless Recluse decides to never trust another Cookie again.

The Sage of Truth takes on two young Cookies as his Pupils, the somewhat childish but clever Tart Apple Cookie (Candy Apple Cookie) and the charming yet thoughtful Violet Sapphire Cookie (Black Sapphire Cookie). He encourages the two to peruse the Truth and joins them on their path up the Peak of Truth, where the Sage of Truth is forced to confront his past.

So I was looking through Alastor’s wiki and found this gem of information

Now I want to see a fanfic where Alastor somehow loses his Microphone and is mute for the entire day. The possibilities for shenanigans and angst are endless.

Tetro fic staring Chiba Airi!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64723225

POV:

you lie on a bed. It’s a fairly large bed, and can comfortably fit two people. You lay with your head on the end opposite to the one with pillows, with your legs resting against the pillows and the bed frame. You can feel your feet touching the wall behind the bed, and the quilt hanging in front of the wall, propped up by the bed’s bannisters. you lie near the edge of the bed, not close enough where you fear you may fall off, and with some space between you and the edge. Sitting on that narrow strip of space is a *cat*

she is a fairly large house cat, and is much heavier than average. Due to the small space she occupies, she leans on top of you slightly, but despite her size you don’t feel uncomfortable from the pressure. She has short fur, soft to the touch. With one hand you constantly strike her fur, doing so repeatedly until it becomes almost automatic, requiring no effort on your part. Each stroke elects a purr, and similar to how one would wind a music box. The noise is pleasant to your ears, and your heart fills with satisfaction knowing this magnificent creature is so pleased by such a simple gesture.

you let your mind drift a bit in this joy. You consider sharing this moment with others in hopes that they will feel as satisfied as you do right now, and feel as much joy as the feline laying with you. You imagine writing a post, putting others in your shoes, all to share this moment with others. In your head, you go over what you might write, and the first line comes to your mind immediately;

I drew him as a boss xd