If The Scug Could Speak

{ !! Commissioned by @cawsket ! }

Serin, my half-Vulcan engineer who spends most of his life roleplaying as a wizard

They should make something that teases two male characters being 'brotherly' while not being related at all and having not grown up together and then after minimum three seasons have them confess they were just using the word brotherly because they had some internalised homophobia and didn't know how to put their feelings into words and the only template they knew for describing a strong relationship between two men was familial and then they fuck on screen and get married in that specific order

Sketch commissions fulfilled so far! for @myrrhemaid, @cawsket, dandeswife on twitter, @arctictisa, @onitekkart, and NerdyMangle on twitter.

commission for @cawsket

what did i mean by this.

imagine going to burger king and you're like can i have a chicken wrap which isn't a burger nor on the menu but isn't an unreasonable thing to order and they're like sorry we don't serve wraps but we can introduce you to our burger guy who makes the best burgers and then you go to the burger guy and he's like yeah i can make a burger and a wrap but i think you should go to the sushi bar next door because. i'm gonna fuck the wrap?

Aheem heem... Whimper

The prophecy

This is gonna sound weird but I had a very vivid fever-induced dream about Pangur. I was standing in a lake surrounded my forests and mountains at night. The moon was so bright but there were no stars. And then Pangur came over the mountain but she was so long like Falkor Neverending Story and she had so many legs and big sad eyes downturned like a 20s movie star and big purple eyelashes.

She was circling around me in the sky like some majestic sky worm and said in a voice that sounded like Helen Mirren “it’s 20% off on Wednesday”. I kept asking her what was 20% off but she kept saying things like “it’s a good deal for a Wednesday” and “you should take the offer while it’s hot”.

So anyway I’m taking that as a sign to buy something stupid that’s 20% off on Wednesday thanks Pangur

this seems like an elaborate way of getting me to do a 20% off sale but okay, I'll bite!

Pangur says "use the code 'GoodDeal' at greerstothers.shop"