For The Record, My Partner And I Deny All Allegations, On Legal, Moral, And Homosexual Fronts. We Will

Not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Jesus fuck ing christ. I think I hauve covid.

Wake up love we need to stop the blood-space war

Thought this was a TMA post for a hot second and was contemplating an AU in which this was how Jon got marked by The Desolation

(John voice) arthur what is a homosexual

-nlue

No but my devious wiles and inexorable charisma would allow me to turn them on each other, thereby granting me an edge. If they formed a polycule I’d be cooked tho

It’s probably because of The Curse.

i think she remembers the time i brought snacks for them...

shes been standing by me and giving me a Look for several minutes now

“Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe. We’re taking your money no matter what but if you want you could also be our third.”

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS APRIL FOOLS OR IS THIS REAL

REDDIT ARE YOU /SRS OR /S

I NEED TO KNOW

the sins of the guilty

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

Have been meaning to actually start posting for a while, so figure I’ll just start with a few things I’ve seen recently and really enjoyed. Most posts are going to be queued (this one too lol) but consider this the sign that I am in fact alive and on Tumblr.

Brilliant art of a terrible person. God I hate them so much. Just like them to have a vanity portrait commissioned. Incredible line work and lovely colors. They tried to kill me once, and for at MOST one good reason. I want their boots.

rams, my warlock :] i love them very much, they’ve seen horrid things