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I’m a waking hell and the gods grow tired

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

V1 looks so animalistic

Cool !

v1, but spider

Kuras: We call this a “traumatic event.” Kuras, turning to Mhin: Not a “bruh moment.” Kuras, turning to Ais: Not a “major L.” Kuras, turning to Leander: Not an “oof lmao.” Kuras, turning to MC: Not an “inciting incident.” Kuras, turning to Vere: And certainly not a “failed vibe check from God.”

Biblically accurate machine

i tried to do my own gabv1el fusion,,, maybe i will change it in the future,,

I am rooting for the underdogs again.

Patience is a virtue, dear childern☝🏼

Kuras thought Ais wanted to read the shipment lists with him - turns out that's not what he's looking for. Birthday man wants a birthday kiss!

so apparently in 815 CE there was a common belief that sky pirates sailed ships in the clouds and (working in collaberation with frankish weather wizards) stole all the crops that got damaged in storms and took them back to the cloud realm of magonia.

And this was apparently a common enough belief that an archbishop felt the need to write a treatise to debunk it and insist that only god controls the weather, which is the only reason we know about it.

there are three important points to take from this, i think

This is great inspiration for your next dnd game

Tropes that might seem relatively modern (like airship pirates) can often actually go WAY back

The stuff your average medieval christian actually believed in will often have very little resemblance to christianity. And thats before you even get to the proper heretics.

So sweet <3

a simple wish

Smell of dead flowers

HAPPY VALENTINES ULTRAKILL FANDOM!!!