Shrimpbogstrash - Shrimpbog’s Trash Can

nacho ahhahaha (i hope this looks cool)

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

Some people say that there are no stupid questions, which is blatantly false. Of course there are stupid questions, and if you have one, you had better ask it, before you go and do make a stupider mistake. Stupid questions are more important than intelligent ones. I’m willing to bet more people die because of stupid mistakes than because of intelligent ones.

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

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objectively the funniest moral panic to come from conservatives is "alternative energy is bad because birds might fly into the wind turbines". birds, which notoriously have no other man-made obstacles, such as the window