No Universe Where They Didn't Get Freaky During Mingle. Sorry

THE MAG FLUFF THE MAH FLUFS IM KILLING MYSELF HELLO THAT SAS SO CUTE TIM MARRY ME

JD 001 x Veronica 456

I feel like a great idea for another podcast or something would be where they go through the normal ones and they're just ridiculously atrocious stories

So wait if all the magnus archives statements are recorded on Jon's tapes because they don't work on computers is there a thing where we can see the statements that DO record on laptops or are those ones just fake statements from people

help I just started welcome to nightvale and I'm immediately hit with the banger:

Remember: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

AITA for building a giant wooden horse, consequently bringing about the fall of a nation?

The horse has already been built, so I'm just looking for a second opinion. I (35m) have been at war for 10 years now. Our greatest soldier is dead. Our commander wants to go home. I want to go home. The enemy would also want to go home but they're already home so really I envy them, even if we did kind of kill their greatest soldier too. Technically, we're also taking their home so maybe I don't envy them. As I'm typing this inside the horse, they're bringing us into the city gates,

cleaned up n inked

the kid he never got to raise

Family Portrait

Commission for @sieveyourtea their latest work Shadow in the Hunting Grounds part 2 of Child of Illumination!

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin,

So that's basically what happened in "The Cyclops Saga" right ?