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“Oh we need more male S/A victim rep!” You guys can’t even handle Odysseus without insisting that him being trapped in a cave until he agreed to sleep with a woman or being put under a spell and coerced while under the spell was still him consenting fully shut the fuck up.

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cassandra

Mamma mia but Donna is clytemnestra and instead of getting remarried she fucking kills him

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin,

the last one is chronos once again seeing mel for the 300th time in tarturus

please tell me if I've cooked

what would the name of a rock band with penelope helen and clytemnestra be

Kind of a bummer that we won’t get any Hades in Epic. Was hoping to see some kind of appearance from him in underworld but I can understand why not. He’s just in the back wondering where this little edgelord came from

RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.

RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.

RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.

RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.

RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.

RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.

RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.

RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.

RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.

RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.

RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.

Athena's angry owl

(obviously the video isn't mine. The creator just doesn't seem to have a Tumblr blog.)

what would the name of a rock band with penelope helen and clytemnestra be

can you guys please specify when you’re talking about bridgerton in your posts bc i keep seeing posts like “penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry” and right up until the ‘colin’ im thinking you guys are talking about the odyssey and then i get disappointed bc i DO think odysseus would’ve cried if penelope lied about accepting one of her suitor’s proposal

So yk how chronos brings us to asphodel is he gonna like,, bring us other places too like elysium

From what I understand he's not bringing us there exactly he's bringing us back in time so could we see like eurydice and patroclus and sisyphus

Or even on top of that we can't talk to them because it is just a vision of a past time but maybe we see them talking to zag

OR even if we do only stay in asphodel maybe one time chronos puts us there when zag is fighting and/or maybe than shows up to help him

guys help guys please

I can't be the only one thinking icarus' back (atleast) would be covered in burns

huge angst opportunity to make that bitch cry all the time

bonded pair do not separate

I beat chronos. I beat eris. where is penelope

I beat chronos. I beat eris. where is penelope

woahhh no way some more poseidon dialogue from hades 2 just got announced! spoilers ahead :)

is it just me or does eris have huge jinx vibes

tiresias core

he got the qui gon cut

tiresias core

he got the qui gon cut

I really hope this us then case and not that he cheated on her 😭😭

has anyone gotten the idea that odysseus' storyline in hades 2 is a depiction/exploration of trauma over his SA and how he's blaming himself for things that were out of his control? because that's the impression i'm getting from what i've seen. he talks about "goddesses" as his "greatest weakness" and that "he's not one to say no to them"...

when mel invites him to the bath, he brings up mortals having different standards for intimacy than gods and how it usually has a more romantic/sexual connotation. she then asks if he's uncomfortable and he has a startled reaction and brings up circe and calypso again (but never actually by name)

(this isn't ship/romance bait btw. odysseus knew mel as a kid and they're stated in-game to have a sibling/uncle-niece relationship)

also he grew apart from penelope after his return, but the game makes a point of showing that his love for penelope and telemachus is what drove him on at all so that element of his character isn't brought into question

“They made them a conveniently attractive twink omg ruined design yap yap”

FOOLS. ABSOLUTE DINGBATS YOU ALL ARE. CAN YOU NOT SEE ALL THE SYMBOLISM????

I will defend this design to the ends of the earth. Yes they’re hot, that’s merely a bonus.

1) that’s not a shirt that’s a fucking Galaxy under that suit. Mf has no body, just a vaguely body shaped void. Meaning floating head and hands that aren’t attached to anything. You take those clothes off and it’s the fucking void. They’re non binary AND sexless. Beyond any physical body, just shaped like it for fun.

2) the old bodies head dead in their hands and simultaneously birthing a foetus. That’s the circle of life, a rebirth, a metamorphosis. Chaos is above a god, they’re primordial. They don’t have a permanent appearance or identity. They’re ever changing. They look like this now, but if there were another game, they’d change again. They’re always changing, killing their old self and reshaping it. The wings have also moved and grown from the head to the back. Chaos expands indefinitely, bigger and unable to be contained in any way. They don’t even need wings, they can float. But they decided to have them anyway, just because. Because they can.

3) this is Ancient Greece. Suits don’t exist yet. Chaos took clothing from thousands of years in the future. They’re beyond time itself, they’re not effected by Chronos in any way. They’re in their own realm outside of time an space, they know things from the past, present and future.

4) the hair being the same colour as and long like many of their grandchildren, family resemblance there. Almost like they’re,,, missing them. Despite being this omnipresent being beyond human emotion, they still care in their own way. Copying them to feel some form of deeper connection.

5) the earth is an earring now. That’s how inconsequential it is to a being like chaos. It’s just there, an accessory, nothing special.

I could go on. Maybe I’m reading too deep into it but given the fact all the designs in the first and second games tend to have symbolism in them based on the myths the gods come from and what they represent, I don’t think I’m too insane for seeing symbolism here.

hades 1 is leaving home (which is why it has iliad characters) hades 2 is homecoming (which is why it has odyssey characters) send tweet send tweet

also hestia looks really good I need charon asap

hades 2 is so good so far I love odysseus son much I want to chop him up and blend the pieces and inject the juice into my veins

hermes is such a cutie patootie

picture taken w my phone sorry for the bad quality 💀

hades 2 is so good so far I love odysseus so much I want to chop him up and blend the pieces and inject the juice into my veins

hermes is such a cutie patootie

picture taken w my phone sorry for the bad quality 💀

genuinely can't do this anymore that finale was so sad but also.

what's cody up to where is he

Tiresias: I see your wife........ with a ruthless man who has killed hundreds of people

Odysseus:

Odysseus:

Odysseus: *Monster starts playing* I will ensure that this man will be me

Melinoë and Odysseus; Fated Pair

cleaned up n inked

the kid he never got to raise