some of you bitches are crazy af and into some nasty shit; Where is your dignity? Your self-respect? Your number? Whats your address? You free tonight?
When ⏰your therapist 🧍🏼♀️says 🗣️you either got ocd 🔨 or autism 🚊 and she’s 🧍🏼♀️ genuinely not sure 🤔which 🤗 and sends ➡️ you to another ➕place 🏡, where they’re 🧑🔬gonna do tests 🧪 and find 🔎 out why 🤔you’re suffering 😢so much!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖🪩🪩🎇🎇🎇🎇
I know if my life was a show, I’d have a following of Very Annoying people who would UwU smol bean me, draw me skinny and hairless. But I know I’d also have a following of Perverts who Understand the Nature of my Beauty
OK OK OK I know I just sent u a req buuuutttttt I saw the emoji thing and I can’t resist 🛁 with any assortment of riddlers you choose 🫣🤭 thank youuuu
🛁 shower/bath sex headcanon
ooooooooh ok i'm picking gotham eddie, dano eddie and a little zero year eddie
gotham eddie takes it SO seriously!! there's candles, rose petals in the bath, your favourite scents used as bath oils and bubbles that are so soft to the touch, and he'll make sure to lather up every bit of you and touch each part of your body just right
dano eddie's apartment doesn't even have a bath, so he's settling for shower sex, especially after he's been out dealing with one of gotham's corrupt evils. there's something about the scent of his sweat and the blood of his victims, your hands rubbing it off of him with care, that makes him a little bit feral
zy eddie has a jacuzzi tub, and he's got it lit like the set of a 70s porno. he arrives in a tiny silk robe and drops it immediately, expecting you to kneel in the warm water, jets at your back, while he stands up and lets you appreciate him
send me a nsfw headcanon prompt
When ⏰your therapist 🧍🏼♀️says 🗣️you either got ocd 🔨 or autism 🚊 and she’s 🧍🏼♀️ genuinely not sure 🤔which 🤗 and sends ➡️ you to another ➕place 🏡, where they’re 🧑🔬gonna do tests 🧪 and find 🔎 out why 🤔you’re suffering 😢so much!!!🌈🌈🌈🌈🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💖🪩🪩🎇🎇🎇🎇
“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
you're allowed to say "sex" on the internet. See? I just did it. Sex. Sex sex sex. You don't have to say s*x or smex or Adult Fun Times or s3x or "spice" any other variation of self-censorship on tumblr dot com you can just spell out the word SEX i am going to scream until the heat death of the universe
oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]
im on that good kush an acahol
Hi I just wanted to say I don’t take writing requests bc I’m just not good at writing for other ppl, I lack follow through and have a hard time with hard guidelines, I’m sort of a bohemian at heart. Maybe if you send something fun for me to draw I’ll take inspo and draw it for you tho, probably not like big drawings or ocs , but like I’ll draw silly stuff, scary stuff, pretty ladies, nightmarish beasts, your pets, I’ll do stuff like that for funsies :))
Dano has such feminine hands I'd like to hold them
Dano!Riddler Headcanons hey anon you didn't ask for anything you were just sharing a thought and you know what you're right, he does, and so my brain went "riddler headcanons" and i did that so yeah thank you for sharing and i'm sorry for getting distracted request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: fluff mostly with mentions of sex
eddie loves holding your hand
it's a way for you to be in physical contact without him fawning too much or getting completely in your way
and it's like a nice little fuck you to everyone
because only he gets to do that
his hand always goes on the outside, or grabs your first
he's strangely dominant about it
his long, slender fingers intertwine with yours perfectly
and his thumb always rubs over the back of your hand
before he even takes your hand, he'll warm his up in his pockets first just so he's not cold or clammy
and if your hands are cold, he'll take them both, cup his hands around them, and blow into the little nest to warm them up
when he's doing crosswords, he likes you to sit near him and hold the hand he isn't writing with
if you have to separate at any point because of lampposts etc.
he makes you say bread and butter
he's superstitious like that
he thinks it means you won't ever separate for real
he loves when you tend to any little scrapes or cuts he has
when you let your fingers soothe over his scars while you hold hands in the street
and he loves when you take his hand and place it on your cheek
he loves holding hands during sex too
if you're masturbating him, he closes his palm around yours to control your speed and pressure
if you're on top, he likes to push on your hands to give you something to balance on
and if he's on top, he likes to hold your hands above your head
fingers tight around yours
his thumb soft against your wrist
the hold isn't real, but it makes him feel in control
like you can't get away from him
same when you're in the streets
he knows you're not going to suddenly run
but if he has a hold on you
he can at least try and keep the best thing he has with him
Ahhh a fellow chucker, eh?? 🧡
Alice in Chains is the third studio album by American rock band Alice in Chains. It was released on November 7, 1995, by Columbia Records
edward just trying to sleep:
joker:
tribute to jerboas
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this!
Agata Słowak (Polish, 1994) - Otwory - Rozrywka (Openings - Entertainment) (2022)
Painting by nocottage
it's another premonition.
If 11 year old me could see how I draw my ocs now she’d shit
thing about spn is you could play any episode and sam winchester will be in a situation