Sorry I only fuck dorks and goofs
not my island, not my yoshis
as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
DIS-TORT-ION
Brother Ignatz trying to get out of dish duty by pretending to be a stand of reeds. again.
i beg to sniffer
🌟a Bake-Kujira (or ghost whale) 🌟
Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!
Spin this wheel to get your species
Can't be sincerely dark without being called edgy, can't be sincerely emotional without being called melodramatic, can't be sincerely silly without being called stupid. They're gonna hate every emotion you put in your art no matter what so make it anyway and be as sincere as you can be
Bernie!
i have wolf powers
had a dream i found a tape labelled “sex tape” and when i played it in a vcr it was just two fully clothed guys beating the shit out of each other with metal bats
I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me
let the right one in
tip jar
prints
my friends