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(The Ares's design i used was made by @anniflamma !!!)
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
Odysseus: I am different, I am no longer the man you married, it's been 20 long years but if you could just fall in love with me again?
Penelope: if you can do something for me
Odysseus: anything
Penelope: move my wedding bed.
Odysseus: I can't, it's made out of a living tree, to move it I would have to destroy it. How can yo-
Penelope: oh, I thought we were asking each other stupid questions?
Odysseus:
Penelope: 'FaLl iN lOvE wItH mE aGaiN' to do that I would have had to stop loving you.
crisp glass of water moodboard
Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
website
Forgot to post this but father son actually
ik you can do whatever you want but I hate it when ppl draw sunday with a 6 pack. like that mfer would pass out walking up a flight of stairs. twink-a-tron 6000 right there
i'm setting out a box trap to capture him
Sunday: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Wonweek: I almost died.
Sunday: That was my favorite memory.
I hate exams
My sword is even colder.
i love arcane
I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
VIKTOR!!! SO BEAUTIFUL
bug haters will be like "thanks i hate it" and then show you a picture of the cutest animal you've ever seen
I know, I know, gatekeeping the outdoors, that's supposedly bad, right, but I think if you show up to do a hike and you brought a portable speaker with you to play music while you hike, I think, like hear me out, there should be a gate, and someone at the gate should keep you from doing the hike.
“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck
give them a week and they would fix literally every problem in Piltover and Zaun
the arcane fandom can argue about literally anything, but the one thing we all agree on is that ekko, the boy savior, is the most unproblematic character ever, and that we all absolutely love him. while everyone else is caught up in gay tragedy of all kinds, my boy ekko is just over here trying to fix his goddamn tree
Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.
saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game
partners
partners
My sword is even colder.
a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time
'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
the kids share one braincell and its purpose is to help people