Either Seven Red Suns Or Dozen Of Trees (iterator Oc Of Mine) In Splatoon 3.

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Yeah I saw the lovecraftian horrors and didn’t succumb to madness. What- no I’m not a cultist, James. For Christ’s sake. What you’re forgetting my friend is that HP Lovecraft wasn’t a flexible man. His brain simply wasn’t stretchy enough to take it all in. I however, have short term memory issues. Flexibility is the name of the game when you can’t remember if you ate lunch or not. What’s the size of the universe? Big. You knew that already, James. Come on now. You don’t need to witness the terrifying ocean at the base of the entirety of reality itself to know that. Pass the brandy.

bro choose every possible cheat code 🐈😺

can't stop thinking about the sound go-away-birds make, it's so damn funny. and i can imitate it almost perfectly too.

Inspired by @dizzystardog on insta 🐾

I currently love drawing dynamic poses 😩🍂✨

I have one and only one feature request for future Minecraft updates: Bring back the spring green and rose wool colours from Classic.

i love being around weird people.

like, i'll get to point out a moving company mascot (kangaroo with four wheels instead of hind legs, a pouch big enough to fit furniture, and a very.. expressive face) to my homophobic brother, tell him i know someone who'd want to be that, and watch his brain implode in real time.

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation