Shit. I Meant FUNNY

hornyy

a painter is currently at our house. he is married and has two kids. he is sweaty an covered in paint.  aaaaaannnnd...... I am really horny. I really want to kiss him. 

I want to fuck him. hard. fast. make him cum, make me cum. 

Whoever wants to help me relieve this hornyness, (is that ever a word?!) message me pics of you. <3

<3 

go ahead guys!

Leave a color in my ask

Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty. Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Tangerine - We have a lot in common. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog. Beige - I don’t know you at all. Yellow - I don’t like your blog. Green - I don’t like you. Olive - I think you are unattractive. Brown - I hate you. Grey - You scare me. Black - Delete your tumblr.

yup. sounds about right

*humps pillows when i’m in heat*

gotdamn heet loll this is soooo puny!!!!!!

When you walk behind your group cuz u walm too fast but u end up kicking their heels

REBLOG TO CHAT!

REBLOG If anyone wants to chat about life, sex, and send nudes, lets do it! I am also open to doing a chat with a few different people, male or female together. WHO WANTS TO JOIN?

have you ever just wanted to yell IM GAY in the middle of Walmart and see what people say?

P.S. im horny. again 

you know who are are daddy 

Hell yes 🤫🤫😏