The Most Jarring Thing About Empires To Me Is That Joey Graceffa Is Just There? It Makes Me Want To Light

HELP I LOVE THIS

I immediately close out any fic that refers to Muriel or Beelzebub with she/her pronouns.

this is a poem

me: *writes fic*

me: great! time to post to ao3-

ao3 summary box: *exists*

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YES. DEVINEAUX. HE IS MY FAVORITE!

HEEHEE HI YESSSS IN THIS HOUSE WE LOVE A PATHETIC FRENCH MAN

if there are any Sandman reaction fics can people tell me there’s names? please? thank you

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

Aziraphale: [clutches his own hand, particularly in Crowley's presence]

all of us: THIS ANXIOUS AUTISTIC ANGEL WANTS TO HOLD CROWLEY SO BAD HE'S TRYING TO CALM HIMSELF DOWN I—

Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

I need everyone to know I was a haymitch fan before sunrise on the reaping came out