Joey, To Skeletron: I'm Gonna Defeat You With The Power Of Friendship And This Gun I Found!

Really need a fic about Duncan and Rendell’s relationship and Duncan’s grief over his broter dying

it is my firm belief that at night when all the barbies go to sleep in their dream houses that the kens (and allen) just huddle together on the beach like penguins

HELP I LOVE THIS

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

A lot of people around me are having kids and every day it becomes more apparent that hitting your children to punish them is insane because literally everything can be a horrible punishment in their eyes if you frame it as such.

Like, one family makes their toddler sit on the stairs for three minutes when he hits his brother or whatever. The stairs are well lit and he can see his family the whole time, he’s just not allowed to get up and leave the stairs or the timer starts over. He fucking hates it just because it’s framed as a punishment.

Another family use a baseball cap. It’s just a plain blue cap with nothing on it. When their toddler needs discipline he gets a timeout on a chair and has to put the cap on. When they’re out and about he just has to wear the cap but it gets the same reaction. Nobody around them can tell he’s being punished because it’s in no way an embarrassing cap, but HE knows and just the threat of having to wear it is enough.

And there isn’t the same contempt afterwards I’ve seen with kids whose parents hit them. One time the kid swung a stick at my dog, his mother immediately made him sit on the stairs, he screamed but stayed put, then he came over to my dog and gently said “Sorry Ellie” and went back to playing like nothing happened, but this time without swinging sticks at the nearby animals.

Miguel: You can’t have three people on a single motorcycle

Hobie: Wait, did you say three?

Miguel: Yes, three.

Gwen: Oh my god.

Miles: PAV FELL OFF!

Ok so random thought but I need a Criminal Minds X What We Do In The Shadows fan fic. I just need the team investigating all the freaking Larpers Guillermo keeps feeding to the vampires. And just like I imagine it’s season three before Nandors wedding or just some time when Guillermo hasn’t slept in a week and their just getting investigated by the freaking FBI.

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Little sequel to this

I need everyone to know I was a haymitch fan before sunrise on the reaping came out