Context: Our Half Elf Fighter Took A Sip Of A Mysterious Slime Which They Later Found Out To Be "goblin

Sorry I am late!

DM (as goblin): Holzi eat fresh meat!

Elf Paladin: Holzi… are you Gollum?

Dwarf Barbarian: Oh my god, he is Gollum! We found him in a cave!

Paladin: And you kidnapped him to take him on a journey.

Barbarian: And I’m a small person!

Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

Sorcerer: I can’t believe I just killed that unicorn Monk: to be fair it was being racist

GM: Whoo! More doors!

Druid: Mordor? That’s where the One Ring is kept!

never let him forget that he said that

The only thing that keeps me going