Sindarin3lf - Luna

Sorry I am late!

The party was attacked by a colony of wererats in a cave system. The wizard/rogue had a plan to use a scroll of mass teleport to escape, but everyone had to be within 20 feet of him, and the warlock was about to run down a corridor deeper into the wererat colony to take out as many as possible. The paladin cast Compelled Duel on the warlock to force him to attack her and move within 20 feet of the wizard/rogue.

Warlock: I’m going to kill you now!

Paladin: First you have to hit me!

Warlock: What’s your armor class without your armor on?

Paladin: What?

Warlock: I cast Command– “STRIP!”

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash

Banana?

Korinn-*places banana on alter*

Xavier- “Where did you get the banana?”

Korinn- “From the chest in the ceiling.”

Ea- “Oh! Right the banana!”

Xavier- “So that’s what was in the chest!”

Tolk- “There was a chest?!”

Warlock-Patron Relationships

DM: So you can have a begrudging relationship, a master-student sort of thing, could even be romantic

Warlock: Wait a second, are you telling me Cthulhu can be my sugar daddy?!

DM: …

Cala Maria fanart

A fan girl

band director: alright, now i know that there's literal hail and tornados right now but we're still going outside to work the 3rd piece.