Not A Week Goes By Without Me Remembering This Jhonen Vasquez Strip And I So Often Want To Reference

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

Happy 24-6-01!

tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me

someone at tumblr hq needs to turn down the dial on how often that bottom-of-the-page popup ad appears as one scrolls because my threshold between "that's cute" and "fuck off" is four times

Percy Jackson would hate y'all

Like

Genuinely despise you for hating this girl

say what you want about the switch 2 but leave my beautiful wife 3.5mm headphone jack out of it i’m so happy for her she deserves this moment <3

Okay so like I'm sorry to everyone else's Modern AU Headcanons or whatever but the actual modern equivalent here is that your plane has crashed in rural Nebraska and the survivors are

You

A homeschooled goth girl who was raised in a bunker by a bunch of excommunicated Scientologists

A pissed-off bisexual who grew up in some kind of sovereign-citizen compound and has vastly overestimated her current class rankings at West Point

The disgraced son of some politician who made a deal with the mob to protect someone and then took a dive to protect his father's reputation rather than try to explain

Straight-up a human trafficking survivor who's using a fake ID to try to flee the country

Genuinely a really sweet young woman trying to get out of an abusive relationship whose shitty ex-girlfriend destroyed her highly-controlled and incredibly expensive heart medication out of spite to punish her for leaving, and who also lost her health insurance when she ran

and of course

Some guy from the Hamptons who is otherwise honestly super friendly and normal, except that he's managing his terminal leukemia by sucking the dye out of shoes and it actually seems to be working