Deeply Unlikeable And Unpleasant Female Characters Are Actually So Important For The Ecosystem And Also

Random funny scene idea I've had in my head:

Billy to Agatha: I want to be a witch! Teach me how to be a witch!

Agatha: ooh sorry kid you can't call yourself that- you see that's a bit problematic with the whole you being Jewish and all, they'll cancel us so fast. You can be a.... A wizard though! I think. A wiccan maybe?

In addition:

The office's sofa

Things that have inspired countless fanfics and fan theories after only a few seconds of screen time:

the Cluedo games in the closet

the Cat King’s private audience chamber

Niko’s manga collection

Edwin’s maps of Hell

the boys as orbs

I love this fandom.

8, 3 and 5 from the dbda asks game! 💚

(writing this during small breaks at work because this is more important, also I'm bored. I'm so glad I got more asks!)

8. Headcanon!

Well you didn't specify any character and since I already did Charles then I'll pick a character myself-

Niko!

Niko would've been bff with Delirium of the Endless. When I saw Niko for the first time I was sure she was going to be related to Delirium somehow. The colours in her brain?? Her whole personality?? She's such a Delirium coded.

Turns out the colours were only from the sprites, unrelated to Delirium. It really disappointed me because Delirium is my favourite Sandman character and I really hoped to see something related to her.

So yeah Niko and Delirium would be besties, I really think they would really get along great and understand each other. They share the same side of the 'tism spec.

If Edwin can have an Endless bestie (or to be more accurate, an Endless that decided they like him and he's their friend now), Niko also can have an Endless.

3. Favourite client:

Oh damn. Well I like Monty, the cute tragic mommy issues little crow boy, so I guess it's not really a contest. Even if he was just a ruse. I also like the lighthouse keeper that was a reference to Neil Gaiman it was pretty funny character choice.

5. Favourite case:

The develin house murder. There's no question in that. I rewatched this episode so many times. I wanted to cry with Charles. He made me feel so much stuff. That episode hit me deeply and made me understand better some stuff about my own trauma.

I love Charles and I was glad I got to see that side of him, that wasn't so pretty. And I loved to see Edwin and Crystal's relationship developing.

Hey, DC-

You made such a big deal out of creating your first trans masc superhero.

Give him more than f%cking 3 comic appearances.

Currently obsessed with a cancelled show that probably won't be getting a season two and yet is all I can think about.

bitch this is all you’re gonna get. this life, this face, this body. you better not ‘maybe in another universe’ your way out of everything. sit your ass down and face this. go make tea and have a picnic and read a goddamn book. kiss your loved ones, send that damn text, and hug your siblings. this is all you’re gonna get.

"Me? Oh yeah I'm lesbian I'm sure of that-"

* Jayden Revri as Charles Rowland comes in to my life *

...... Guess I'm bi spec.

(Fuck you Charles Rowland. Thanks for this mess again).

CHAPTER 6!!! FINAL CHAPTER!!

We Were Dead Boys (26092 words) by sixbynine Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV), The Dead Boy Detectives (DC Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland, Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne & Crystal Palace, Crystal Palace & Charles Rowland (DCU), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne & Crystal Palace & Charles Rowland Characters: Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Charles Rowland (DCU), Crystal Palace (DCU), Jenny Green (Dead Boy Detectives), Niko Sasaki Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Rock Band, guitarist Charles, guitarist Edwin, Angst, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Comfort, Emotional Baggage, Emotional Hurt, Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Drug Addiction, Song Lyrics, Codependency, Happy Ending Summary:

Edwin and Charles are just are trying to find a way to live and Crystal just wants to put the pieces of her life back together.

They've all got secrets and things they're running from.

Maybe it's time to stop.

COMPLETE

actually it's kind of wild that aziraphale left for heaven to try and save humanity and the human audience of the show has just been like "0/10 terrible decision go back to your demon partner" about it

aziraphale: I shall bravely sacrifice everything that makes me happy because I have a duty to protect the world

the world: boo no

Sorry if I'm a bit unstable but I am no longer in the "early life and education" section of my future wikipedia page so you can imagine the distress