So I Got Side Order Last Weekend And There Goes My Last Braincell

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

Ok, I am an avid Reddit user which I know must be crazy 😭 I also know about splatoon. I'm also gay! So tell me why there's a splatoon community fighting over the Valentine's splatoon art because it shows two gay couples and people are like OMG so cool splatoon is supporting pride. Which in my eyes is so obvious because splatoon is a very woman-centered lesbian game. I'm not going to sit here and lie to you. I've always thought to platoons for the gays, theys and women. There are people in the comment section of this Reddit post arguing how splatoon is an escape from the real world in politics and social issues and how people don't have to be shoving gay pride down their throats. Excuse me?? Splatoon? An escape from politics? Splatoon? An escape from gay people? This has taught me everything I have to know about splatoon fans which seems to be that they can't read or use their eyes?? Splatoon is inherently political in a more racism kind of way. That's super obvious. It's like damn near on the nose with Marina and Pearl. You know what's also damn near on the nose with Marina and Pearl? Them having feelings for each other!! Maybe even romantic?? It feels like these are either new fans who don't read the story and just play because ooh super fun shooter game on switch!!! Or these are old fans that have always had a problem with the gay parts of splatoon but still play it?? And that's even worse cuz like why even play at that point?? Btw the sub is called saltoon. From what I understand, it appears to be getting taken over by trumpies who are taking over the gayest game of all time for whatever reason? Stay safe out there y'all. People are becoming a lot more courageous and openly racist recently

When I tell you that I have read fanfic characterizations so OOC that they'd classify as an original character, trust me I have read THOUSANDS. But you know what I don't do? :) Tell the author of those fanfics that they might as well classify that character as an original character if they're going to write them like one. Because that's fucking rude. People don't owe you your preferred characterizations. The back button is free.

we should talk about water more often that shit is crazy

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

I finally got around to drawing myself a pfp, so I get to introduce yall to my fursona/skykid:

This is Sleepy!

They are an absolute gremlin of a creature, their favorite activities consisting of stealing shiny objects, collecting trinkets, and sleeping. They found that slug while weeding their garden and played with it for an hour.

And bonus the ✨pajama monster✨!

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

Reblog to make it die faster