Hey. This blog’s now a year old. And we hit 3,000 followers on the same day, so we figured we’d do something fun. Here’s 100 NSFW questions we’ve come up with. Send in some numbers and you get your answer.
First kiss?
First time masturbating?
First sex toy?
First kink tried?
First time doing oral?
First time having sex? Turn Ons
Biggest turn on?
Biggest turn off?
Quickest way to get horny?
Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?
Top 3 places to be touched?
Ultimate fantasy?
Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?
Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? Preferences
Sex or masturbation?
Spit or swallow?
Cut or uncut dicks?
Rough or sensual sex?
Oldest person you’d sleep with?
Loud or quiet partners?
How much foreplay do you like?
How much teasing do you like?
What is too big for you to take?
Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?
How much kissing do you like during sex?
What’s the most attractive part of the body? Location
Favourite place to have sex?
Would you have sex in public?
Last place you had sex?
Where would you most like to have sex?
Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?
Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house? Kinks
What’s your biggest kink?
What’s your limit?
Are you okay with name calling in bed?
Would you do any BDSM?
Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?
Favourite type of bondage?
Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?
Do you like overstimulation?
Do you like having pain involved?
Do you like biting/being bitten?
Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?
Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?
Have any roleplaying preferences?
Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink? Masturbation
Do you own sex toys? How many?
Favourite Sex Toy?
What do you masturbate to?
How often do you masturbate?
How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?
Do you masturbate with penetration?
Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms? Oral
Do you enjoy giving oral?
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?
Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?
Can you deepthroat? For people with dicks…
How long and how thick is it?
Do you do anal? Top or bottom?
Are you circumcised?
Do you like your balls being played with?
Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?
Where do you like to finish? For people with vaginas…
Do you like playing with your clit?
How do you prefer to do it?
What’s your breast size?
How often do you go braless?
Do you finger yourself?
How familiar are you with your g-spot?
Do you squirt? Sex
Favourite position?
How often do you do unprotected sex?
How loud are you in bed?
Do you enjoy having nipples played with?
Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?
How good are you at dirty talk?
Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? Other
Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?
Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?
What’s your favourite style of underwear?
Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?
Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?
Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?
How many orgasms can you have in a day?
How many other people know your dick/bra size?
What do you wear to bed?
Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?
Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.
Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you? Fun questions!
Do you name your genitalia?
What would be your stripper name?
Any funny sex stories?
What food if any would you use during sex?
Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?
What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?
Do you often get horny in public?
Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?
Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?
Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?
I decided to make a reference post on most of the writing topics I’ve covered so far. If you’re looking for something specific, this might make it easier. Hope this helps!
General writing posts—
Ideas Worth Your Time
Antagonists
How to Keep a Deadline
How Anthropology Relates to Writing
Incorporating Flashbacks
When to Use Bad Language
How to Write What You Know
Is Your Novel Working
Introduction to Screenwriting
Writing with Others
Working on Multiple Projects Simultaneously
Picking Up an Old Story
Developing a Well Paced Novel
When to Include a Prologue
Dialogue Writing
Embarrassing Writing Habits
Developing Good Writing Habits
World Building 101
The Opening Hook
Developing Your Style
Types of Endings
Plotting Failures
Forging Friendships
Editing posts—
Easy to Miss Writing Mistakes
Staying Motivated During the Editing Process
Is Your Story Too Telly?
Editing: Who Should You Trust?
When to Begin Editing
On Editing
Easy Editing
Content Editing
Character posts—
My Character is Drunk
Writing the Significant Other
Writing the Best Friend
Writing the Best Antagonist
Introducing Your Characters
Character Trait Cheat Sheet
Characters You Need to Stop Writing (Or Reinvent)
Making Your Characters Likeable
Prewriting Characters
Writing a Young Character
The Importance of Characters
Is Your Character a Mary Sue?
Character Development Exercises
Strong Characters
Too Many Characters
Genre posts—
The Space Opera
Historical Fiction
What is High Fantasy?
Figuring Out Your Genre
The New Adult Genre
Different Types of Science Fiction
Writing Horror Novels
Teen Sick-Lit
Fantasy Clichés
Motivation—
Keep Being Weird
Important Writing Lessons
My Favorite Writing Quotes
You’re Not Perfect
Where to Write
Negative People to Avoid
Quick Motivation Tips
Using Rejection to Motivate
Finding the Courage to Share Your Writing
Staying Motivated
How to Stay Motivated Over the Weekend
Publishing—
Writing a Blurb
How to Make Sure Your Novel Won’t Get Published
Full Querying Guide
What is a Crossover Novel?
Body Language—
The Importance of Body Language
Further Understanding Body Language
Random posts—
Why Everyone Should Continue Writing Love Stories
Why Writer’s Are Insane
Don’t Preach to Your YA Readers
Overused Situations in Fiction Writing
Male Readers and Female Protagonists
The Power of Silence
Studying People
Trends I’m Sick of in YA Fiction
Virginity as an Identity
Sorry I couldn’t replace the link with the title of the post. CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO THINGS ON TUMBLR NOW. Also, you can obviously follow my blog for more writing tips or suggest topics for me to cover. Thank you!
-Kris Noel
Pachacamac from Knuckles shares an actor with Doctor Emmet Brown from the Back to the Future Trilogy.
Portrayed by Christopher Lloyd
Pepsi enjoying a warm summer day in the grass a few years ago