Headcanon That Tech's A Closeted Weeb Based On The Very Real Canon That He's An Ipad Kid

say it with me now:

wrecker👏is👏not👏stupid👏

he is actually pretty smart, you don’t become a demolitions expert without being smart

he is also like 100% the most emotionally intelligent of the entire batch

just because he has a childlike wonder and love of life doesn’t mean he’s dumb

narrows eyes

WHDHWBDISHXI??!;!:$;:9;92!

ALEXANDER.

barrels through the doorway into your room THEY UPDATED THE WEBSITE THEY FUCKIN—

slides under the cut for spoilers :)

ok so when you put "stan" in you either get redirected to ebay for a few searches

(hilarious)

OR YOU PLAY THE SHAME GAME

where is marilyn fakenamé now. is she in a dumpster.

something something trump and small hands joke

FANFIC?

these are all hilarious and fully expected

run me a sad sack rq. tangentially, fill the memory gun with mabel juice and drippy stanley

these just made me sad :( the only reason they began to trust stan was cus of mabel god bless her

real.

fuckin triangle.

the amount of cunt they served was astronomical

Uncivilized Obi-Wan

i have a habit of watching tv when i draw (mainly video essays or documentaries), this time i was watching a miniseries on richard nixon.

and so naturally i think to myself "huh maybe i can draw some old dudes, help with character design choices!"

GUESS WHO THE MOTHERFUCKER ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE ON ACCIDENT

SO MUCH SO THAT MY BOYFRIEND SAW THE SKETCH AND WAS LIKE

"ANOTHER TECH DRAWING?"

anyways. pabu everyone lives au. he'd definitely get into more dapper and proper clothing as he got older

they're lesbians, harold

why does Bo smack Ahsoka's ass when she calls her skinny

absolutely none of wilson's actions make any sense unless he desires house carnally at an absolute bare minimum. like bro literally what are you doing?? send post.

bringing this up again bc im rewatching tbb (yes for the 4th time)

having hunter grapple with being a soldier and no longer knowing if that role suits him, let alone the fact that he has a choice in the matter, all while trying to protect omega and his family

and then proceeding to have him lose a quickdraw because he reacted like a soldier (drawing faster but choosing to aim instead of hipfire) and subsequently failing to protect omega

is genuinely such a good choice and foundational development for the dad he becomes later on. this moment and him attempting to leave omega behind with a "real family" make the payoff for his character that much sweeter imo