I Am Either The 'I Will Bite You' Or The 'nothing Surprises Me Anymore' MC, I'm On That Weird Fence In

MC: If you have a residential conman from the Coral Sea living near you and his trio won't leave you alone, here's a tip on how to get him to stop :]

*Jade, Floyd and Azul all floating in the air*

MC: Simply learn levitation and suddenly his will to get you to sign that contract is gone.

Azul: Mc for sevens sake your points been made now RETURN MY FEET TO SOLID GROUND

Jade: I will second that notion, I would prefer not to be 10 feet in the air for much longer

Floyd: You think I could hit crabby with a water balloon from here?

When you have a ton of starts of potentially great fanfics/art pieces but your motivation decides to throw itself out a window

Rip my lovely little beta fish Barnaby Von Shroom

2020 approx. -2023

Your 'no thoughts behind eyes' stares will be missed.

*during the Jamil overblot*

Jamil: I WILL BE THE RIGHTFUL DORM LEADER NOW, AND YOU WILL-

Mc: Hey look a spider

Jamil: WHAT

*starts looking around for it*

Mc: right here, see? *Picks up the spider and presents it to him*

Jamil: 0-0

*When Azul, Kalim and the tweels finally enter the room as well*

Azul: wha-

Mc: turns out you can save magic, mental health, and further damage via overblot with an insect

*Jamil's snake hair angrily hissing from the corner he's cowering in*

Bonus:

Floyd: Hey Sea Snake! Catch! *Yeets the spider*

Jamil: *fearful screeching*

Ace: Hey Cater I was-

*sees a ton of Cater clones all doing various kitchen tasks*

All the Caters: Yes Ace?

Ace: ..... *Slowly backs out of kitchen*

Deuce: Dude, you okay?

Ace: it's the Cater-pocalypse in there....

*Floyd after being forced to do his shift in the Monstro Lounge*

Floyd: I AM THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME!!!

Azul: That's not what a hate crime is Floyd.

Floyd:.....

Floyd: well I hated it

I apologize for being very dormant on this blog, I have been in a huge writing slump and I'm trying to get back out of it. Once I do I will make sure to treat y'all to some good writing :] 💛

My ice cream is just as chaotic as me XD! Thank you for the tag Remy!

Tagging: @rainybeebs, @dilatorywriting, and anyone else who wishes to join <3

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Slowly figuring out how perspective works (behold my figure things :>)

Azul: Ah idia! I have something to discuss with you-

Idia: *rolls a dice*

Azul: what...what are you-

Idia: I rolled for initiative, since I got a 1 I will not be talking with you today.

Azul: ....Idia every side on this dice is a 1

Idia: that's the point