Latest Posts by snappit-the-snek - Page 2

Deuce: who took my food!? ACE-

Deuce: that was me ten seconds ago, and I realized that friendship is more important than food.

Deuce: *with a bat* that was me fifteen seconds ago, screw it

*slams open door*

Deuce: ACE!

Ace: 0-0

Wearing sarcastic shirts to spite people

More Pokemon tea party sketches:

Cinccino in a teapot, Litten in a sugar bowl, and New bringing the snacks

Funny Pokemon sketches:

Mimikyu in a teacup

Sewaddle as a cherry on a cake

Eevee on a tea tower

I made a Heartslabyul OC: His name is Alastor White

(I can fully introduce him if you guys are interested)

Yuu: *falls through the upper Ramshackle floor because it was rotting*

Ace: Hi Yuu!

Yuu: Hi Ace...that hurt

Yuu: *Minding business*

Malleus: Child of man, I request a huggie

Yuu: I...sure

Malleus: *happy dragon noises*

"Burnt Waffles" -Malleus Draconia

"FOR SEVENS SAKE-"

Well that wasn't something you wanted to hear at 3 in the am. Especially not when it was a weekend and all you wanted to do was sleep in for once. But alas, it seems trouble has a knack for finding you at any hour of the day, no matter how atrocious that hour may be.

Slipping out of bed you trudged down the stairs to the kitchen, where the unclaimed angry shout had made its debut. Was it a good idea to walk towards unknown voices in the middle of the night, no. However this was far from the oddest thing to happen to you, and 9 times out of 10 whatever happened was the result of a ghost.

What you didn't expect however was to find a familiar mop of black hair by the kitchen counter, adorned with an even more familiar set of horns. What was even more unexpected (and much more concerning) was the cloud of smoke that was slowly filling the room.

"Malleus, wha-"

"I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

You had to hold back a fit of laughter, watching the fae on your kitchen continue to hurl insults at the machine in front of him. Malleus Draconia, the prince of briar valley and one of the top mages of the world, had been thwarted by your waffle maker.

"Malleus, what are you doing." You giggled, alerting him of your presence behind him.

"Oh, good morning child of man." Malleus said, turning his head away from the torched waffle to look at you. "I would have thought you would sleep in more this morning."

"Well I might have, however the verbal assault on the waffle maker were to hard to ignore." Malleus's ears flushed a bright red, joining the embarrassed flush on his cheeks.

"Nothing it doesn't deserve I assure you." He said indignantly, crossing his arms to emphasize his point, "No matter what I do to it, it refuses to cooperate with me!"

You strode over to stand next to him, sidestepping the mysterious ingredient spills on the tiled floor.

"You have to turn it first before you try opening it." Demonstrating, you gripped the handle and effortlessly opened the maker, cringing slightly at the intense burnt smell that hit your nose.

"Oh, I see." He said quietly, watching you pry the black brick out and throw it into the garbage.

"You want to try making another one, now that you know how to use this properly?" You asked, looking up at him with a small smile on your face.

The fae let out a hum, feeling a smile of his own tug at his lips.

"I would enjoy that very much."

You were later told the reason he had been in your kitchen so early was because he wanted to surprise you with breakfast, and had actually been there much earlier just trying to get a batter together (He had been nearly defeated earlier by trying to crack the eggs into the bowl without sending it into the wall.)

As much as you valued your sleep, there was little you would trade for the time you spent making waffles together with Malleus that morning, watching the sunlight stream through the windows as you shared the plate of waffles in the lobby and leaving the mess in the kitchen for a later time.

Malleus: One of the top mages in the world and heir to Briar Valley

Also Malleus: Defeated by a low understand of how a waffle maker works

Malleus: "I don't know what you want from me but release my pastry from your iron constraints this instant you infernal thing!"

Idia: Let me see what you have-

Ortho: A KNIFE!

Idia: NO-

Ace: Hey Cater I was-

*sees a ton of Cater clones all doing various kitchen tasks*

All the Caters: Yes Ace?

Ace: ..... *Slowly backs out of kitchen*

Deuce: Dude, you okay?

Ace: it's the Cater-pocalypse in there....

Mc: No, Malleus keeps coming over at night, he doesn't do anything he just stares most of the time.

Ace: And your sure he's not a stalker.

Mc: Well if he is he isn't as bad as Rook is.

Ace: Fair but....

Mc: hold on-

Mc: SEBEK GET OUT OF THE BUSHES!

Sebek: *jumping out of bush* YOU SHALL NOT SLANDER WAKA-SAMA'S NAME!

I'm trying out digital art and-

Hes fine....maybe....

So…

Floyd has absolutely thrown a piece of bread at a wall in pure rage (the bread being the closest thing to him at that time that was yeetable) and it just stuck. To the wall. And Floyd just ends up stopping in surprise at this piece of bread just on the wall for no apparent reason. And then proceeds to die laughing because the prospect of bread being stuck on a wall was hilarious to him, and now his reason for being angry is forgotten.

Azul is glad that Floyd is in a better mood, but now comes the issue of Floyd repeatedly throwing slices of bread against the wall trying to make it happen again. He doesn't have the bread budget for this!

Random headcannon:

Leona doesn't like eating vegetables, but Ruggie will try to make him eat them. So to resolve this issue, whenever Ruggie looks away Leona will grab the vegetables on his plate and dust them with Kings Roar. Ruggie turns back and sees the veggies gone and is suspicious but doesn't question it further. The lunchroom staff hate it because there is always a pile of sand under one of the tables. (He does this in the Monstro Lounge whenever he gets dragged there against his will and purposefully leaves large amounts of sand everywhere for Azul to deal with.)

Riddle: Sebek, leave the portrait of Malleus in the dorm for this trip!

Sebek: *aggressively hugging the Malleus portrait in a crouched position* MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS

Mc: oh seven EEL!

Floyd: oh seven SHRIMPY!

*silence*

Mc: hey how you doing man?

Floyd: *happy eel squeak*

Rip my lovely little beta fish Barnaby Von Shroom

2020 approx. -2023

Your 'no thoughts behind eyes' stares will be missed.

HAOOY BRITHDAY HAOOY BIRTHDAY HAOOY BIRTHDAY HAOOY BIRRHEYSDAD WISHYOU ALK THE LIVE I MN THE UNIVERSE MAY YOU ENJOY YOUR DAY TO THE FULLEST !!!!!!! thank you for being apart of my life Felix thank you sm and I hope to have many more memories with you!!!!

AKDBEISKAJIDIWHDBNWND THANK YOU REMY!!! YOUR SO SWEET T^T 💛💛💛

Im very glad that you're one of my moots and part of my life as well. I hope we shall have some great memories to come! 💛

It be my birthday today 🎉

*excited noises*

Thank you to everyone who's been in support of my blog thus far, I cannot express how greatful I am to all of you. It's been a blast posting stuff for all of you to enjoy and I hope you will continue to enjoy what I create 💛

I thankith thee for the tag :3

He don't know what's going on, he just wanted to admire his little flowers 💛

No pressure tagging @underqualified-human , @rains-asleep , and anyone else who wants to join :>

𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐧 😅

Link: Little Guy Maker

Starting tags (no pressure) + anyone else who’d like to participate: @waxxl0ver @ninakuli @12gaugefalls @my-sanity-is-long-gone @loveandmurders @small-sinclair @ligrivvirgilcelestial

Riddle: YUU!

Yuu: I'm standing behind you.

Riddle: Alright than Floyd-

Yuu: Also behind you.

Riddle: So then...

Yuu: Ace and Deuce are also with me.

Riddle: THEN WHO TOOK MY CROWN!?

*Chen'ya walking away whistling*

Cheka: My unca is the best!

Ortho: No, my brother is the best!

Sebek: YOUR BOTH WRONG, MALLEUS-SAMA IS THE BEST!

Malleus: Why is Sebek arguing with children?

Najma: *eating a shawarma* I don't know but it's entertaining.

I can think of a few iterations of this meme:

Riddle: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Ace: *gesturing to Deuce* No no, TWO idiots!

[Referencing chapter 6]

Vil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Epel: No no, THREE idiots

Jamil: My life is in the hands of an idiot!

Kalim: *gesturing to Yuu* No no, TWO idiots!

The Hunt for a Break

Fandom: Twisted Wonderland

Characters: Floyd x reader, honorable mentions to Jade and Azul

Word Count: 1303

Genre: Crack, Fluff

Warnings: the reader is being chased but nothing graphic, the fic is mainly crack but can be a bit considered scary to some readers

Notes: the reader is gender neutral, this is not canon to twisted wonderland or its Halloween event, it is a first person perspective.

A Halloween Collab with: @twistedchatterbox , @jade-s-nymph

A/N: Thank you so much to @twistedchatterbox for letting me participate in this event. I was originally planning for my prompt to be a bit more suspenseful but it turned more into a crack fic than anything else XD. Anyway, thank you for letting me be part of the event, I hope you enjoy my little piece. 💛

🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

It was a dark and cloudy evening, which to you was an irony as most of the suspenseful books you read had started close to this very description. The other irony was just how well it matched the current situation you found yourself in.

Sticks and leaves crunched under your shoes as you sprinted down the wooded path, trees streaming by you in a blurs of brown and white. The cold of the fall air bit at your fingers and your nose, but you didn’t have the time to stop and warm them up. The thing that was coming after you wouldn’t stop just for you to pitifully rub your hands together in an attempt to warm up a bit, and some part of your brain cursed your decision to leave the dorm without gloves on.

A particularly loud crunch near to your right made you yelp. Yep, it was definitely getting closer, and you were not particularly happy with that development.

“BEGONE WITH THEE!” You screeched to the thing behind you, pushing yourself to pick up the pace. “DON’T YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO!?”

“NOPE!” Came the enthusiastic shout from behind, instilling more fear at the realization that he was not going to stop until it caught you. Leaping over a tree that blocked the path you, you tore off to the left, trying to lose him in very weird, jerky manuvers around the trees and rocks down a small hill. Lighthearted giggling reached your ears as you wove your way down the slope.

“Shrimpyyyyy~ I’m gonna get ya!” Came another shout from behind, followed by rapidly approaching footsteps. In a last ditch effort you flew over a large rock, promptly digging your heels into the dirt upon landing only to dive off to the side of the rock. Squatting down by its side you tried to become as quiet and small as possible, puffs of steam hanging in the air from the quick inhales you took to try and catch your breath. The footsteps in pursuit became louder and lounder until the incredible lanky figure flew over the rock, landing square on his feet before popping up excitedly. A familiar head of teal-colored hair cocked to the side, looking around for where you ran off to.

“Aw come on shrimpy! Where did you go?” His heterochromatic eyes swept the small clearing, full of excitement and confusion. When his gaze swept over the rock again you folded into yourself, trying to get as small as humanely possible. You could have sworn he had seen you as he had looked directly towards you in his wild searching circles. But to your surprise he shrugged, let out a disappointed huff, and started sauntering off towards the left whistling as he went.

It was only when he was out of sight that you realized you had been holding your breath. Air rushed out of your lungs as you exhaled, relief settling over you as you slumped against the rock. Raising a hand to your chest, you could feel your heart beat hard against your ribcage.

“Wasn’t he supposed to be at the lounge at this hour?” You whispered to the rustling leaves. The circumstances behind the sudden chase scene were weird to say the least. Classes had just ended for the day, with half the student body dispersing to discuss what their plans were for the upcoming Halloween events. The housewardens were planning for the yearly Halloween party, the Monstro lounge was busy solving the issue of what the main menu would be, and the students were tasked with decorating their dorms for the season. You had just gotten back to Ramshackle dorm, putting your schoolwork down to tackle later in the day before heading back outside. Your original plan had been to take a brisk walk around the campus to clear your head, get some fresh air and just to take break before going back to tackle the rest of the evening. But it seems that some merperson had other ideas. You hadn’t even made it two steps out the gate before spotting a familiar teal headed merman standing in a menacing half-crouch in the middle of the path, but facing the opposite direction. Before you could even begin to question what you were witnessing he snapped his head around at the sound of the gate shutting, spotting you immediately with a wide grin. You froze when he shouted “Shrimpy!” in earnest excitement, and took off running once he had managed to flip himself around start sprinting at you at an ungodly speed. In short, you seemed to have found yourself the source of entertainment of a guy who was definitely skipping his shift at the Monstro Lounge.

“GOTCHA!” Came a shout from above you, causing you to let out a startled scream. Speak of the devil, Floyd definitely knew where you were now, staring down at you from his newfound rock perch. Scrambling to stand you started to try running off again, but was promptly tackled to the ground and sent rolling across the forest floor with your attacker. Floyd let out a wild bought of laughter once the two of you stopped careening around the clearing, sprawled flat on his back with his arms flung out to the sides. You were in a similar position, lying stomach first across his waist with your arms flung out in front of you. You could feel his stomach shaking with laughter underneath you, which in turn caused you to start laughing along with him once the shock factor had worn off.

“Floyd what the hell!” You laughed, your head falling forward as you shook with hysteria. Floyd laughed harder at your words, shifting to his side and sliding you off of him.

“Ahahaha! Your the best to play with Shrimpy!” He exclaimed, giggling and kicking his feet like a child. “That made my day so much better!”

“Well, glad to be of assistance I guess.” You shifted yourself onto your back, looking up at the sunlight starting to break through the clouds. “Shouldn’t you be at the lounge?”

“Ehhhh, Azul can manage, plus its so boring. This was way better!” Floyd flung his arms above him, emphasizing his point. “I needed a break from all that boring stuff.”

“Well we had one heck of a break.” You snickered. “So, want to go back or do you just want to keep lying here for a bit.” His face scrunched up in faux consideration before he responded.

“Well, lying here won’t hurt anyone.” He said, eyes closed with a soft smile on his face. Linking arms with him, you joined him in lying on the forest floor, enjoying each others company in the growing dusk of the day.

Bonus: “WHERE IS FLOYD!? HIS BREAK ENDED TWO HOURS AGO!” Came a shout from the VIP lounge, Azul storming into the main restaurant soon after.

“I believe he said he was off doing some important things. It must be quite important if its taking him this long.” Jade replied, a cordial smile on his face as he addressed the housewarden.

“Oh please he’s probably off gallivanting around campus looking for someone to mess with.” Azul grumbled, adjusting his glasses so the sat higher on his nose. “He’s picking up an extra shift when the Halloween rush comes around to make up for this.”

Jade let out a hum, letting his smile fall a bit as he spoke. “That will make for a very eventful holiday indeed. I cannot wait to see his reaction when you tell him.”

“No Jade I was planning on you telling him, as if its you it might lessen some of his temper…Jade get back here this instant.”

“I believe I will be taking my break now Azul. I have important things to do.”

leviachan!

Beel: *walks around the corner with a box*

Lucifer: Beel go put those corn dogs back.

Beel: yOu CaN't MaKe Me Do AnYtHiNg *sadly scooches away*

*Mammon bought him some later*

They’re so 😻 they’re so jfjskfnsj they’re so babygirl

sadly the quality gets a little blurry (might fix if you click the picture?)

Reblogs help :)