A Comma Splice Walks Into A Bar, It Has A Drink And Then Leaves.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

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7 years ago

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking


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7 years ago
Here You Go @lovearyn

Here you go @lovearyn

Not sure how close it is to me, but probably closer then a frozen staticy white Canadian coke rapper 🤔

Trustworthy, ✔

Doesn't like to get involved in shit - ✔

High standards (alive) - ✔

Absent minded - big ol' ✔

Once in a lifetime - in a way ✔

Afraid of getting hurt - legendary ✔

Oh Look

Oh look

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(reblog yours?)


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7 years ago

Yo, I would ship her with the girl standing at the table with that guy in the background picture of the music venue. Pink hair I believe? Tattoos? Looks like she is in the middle of attempting to explain what is going on in ES? Well unbeknownst to most, she is actually a total nerd with astronomy and pokemon tattoos who is very shy and loves to laugh and cuddle who just so happens to have a major crush on one Kaitlyn Liao. It’s true, ask PB.

Day 6: QoTD

If Kaitlyn wasn’t a LI, who would you ship her with?

I would ship her with either Becca or Madison. I think it’ll be interesting idk lol.


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7 years ago

Writer goals: Fanart based on your writings


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6 years ago

I gotcha! Thank you for the reply!

How hard was it to set the tone and environment for your horror/thriller?

It wasn’t terribly difficult but it was also a nightmare I had one night so I kind of just channeled my fear from the nightmare into the work hahaha It did take a lot of edits though and watching lots of crime shows and horror movies definitely helped! I also tried to keep it fairly realistic cuz I feel like there’s nothing scarier than something happening in real life


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7 years ago

If you're a creator and you needed to hear this today:

You have no idea how many people lurk on your work. No idea how many times people go back to revisit your work. How big they smile when they simply think about your work. How fast their heart beats, how excited they get when they see that you posted something.

People are shy with their feedback. Sometimes it’s because they’re simply shy. Other times it’s because they assume you already know how great and talented you are. Could be both.

My point is, even if you barely have any likes or reblogs, don’t get discouraged. You have a lot of silent fans, but they are still your fans. Keep on creating. Because there is always someone out there who will love what you have made.


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7 years ago

Well, last time they changed games eight kids died.

Truth or Dare, Truth or Truth, Truth or Drink

Pb, you know there are other party games out there, right?


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7 years ago

also, on this blessed day of trans visibility, here’s a reminder to cis people not to be gross when showing support. you talking about how hot and sexy you think trans people are isn’t you supporting and empowering us, it’s you fetishizing us and it harms us.

also when showing support if you could refrain from saying cisnormative stuff like “wow you look so good you can hardly tell you’re trans” or “you look like more of a girl/guy than i do!!” bc that just implies “looking trans” is a bad thing, or that trans people even look a certain way to begin with, or that trans people are inferior to cis people. just give us regular compliments like you would anyone else.

and of course, don’t ask for deadnames or pre-transition selfies. if a trans person wants you to know, they’ll tell you themselves. if they want you to see what they were like pre-transition/in the closet they’ll show you. bringing that shit up can be very triggering, or it might not bother them at all but either way it’s none of your business and it isn’t your right to ask.

if anyone has any other things cis people should be cautious of for tdov feel free to add on, make sure nobody gets hurt.


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7 years ago
I Am None Yet All Of These.

I am none yet all of these.

Oh Look

Oh look

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Sofia. She/her. Writer, thinker, listener, trans woman, and supporter of the Oxford Comma.

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