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I had a vision

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

puppy want a treat?

puppy want a fucking break from it all

Lord Megatron has stepped on a Lego block, now I , Starscream, am the new leader of the Decepticons!

some stupid doodles from magma with my friends-

soundwave's pov 💙

that's scene in earthspark where he feeds ravage is so cute!!! the food bowl being a tire.. omg 😭😭

They’re so silly. I love them

Is this anything

I got a really evil idea>:))

Bumblebee getting so hurt, so hurt that in desperation he calls shockwave sire like “sire sire it hurts ‘hic’ it hurts so much”while crying hiccuping and making grabby hands at him boy had enough and can’t handle being touche starved anymore, the level of pain bumblebee must have been to call shockwave sire repeatedly is not describable.

hmmm...now how can i make this worse??

it's never about him.

Basically the reason why I love this pairing - Megatron would be beyond devastated

I imagine it started with another of Starscreams schemes to get back at Meghan, but he realizes that Soundwave is a multi Husband Poll Champion and maaaybe it would do himself some good with better standards (meanwhile Megatron is obtuse as always)

HE'S JUST SAYIN'!!!!!!

rushed Valentine’s Day thing because the procrastination devil got me 💔

I just read this issue and god lord, it hurt me more than I expected

Is the fact that even if Bee was mad at him, Star never stop trying to talk to him again, he just craves his little interactions together.

The last panel is the one who broke me entirely. He was probably sleeping on his desk, freshly awake and at the moment he heard his name he believed for a moment, for a brief moment, that it was Bee finally talking to him, finally going back to their little routine of fighting with each other. Starscream hoped his name was being pronounced by Bee again.

soundwave superior ai artists inferior

Starscream, fetch!

@chaetocercus has been enlightened me about marsupials and Soundwave w/ his little family and I can’t help but love it a lot 🦘 it’s very cute but also very cool considering how funky marsupials are! Also consider exhibit A: red kangaroo does (females) are also called blue-flyers because of their coloring! Blue mamas that are very jacked 😌 it’s only the best for them (also, apparently drawing kangaroos is fun, they have a fun shape to them)

dpax

i am megatron

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you mean nothing to me

for my first ever friends

counting the seconds standing alone, as thousands of years go by...

did it mean anything to you

punishment

i can only imagine batman having to tame shadow when he eventually gets adopted into the batfamily

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st