When The Shit Your Homie Says Is So Unhinged You Have To Double Take

Priest(ess) Pratt

Trying different face makeups for my sweet boi

This one looks cursed.

So here is a cute crying bebe to cleanse the palate.

hakob: it's nice to finally meet your colleagues, deputy bratt

bratt: you son of a…

I can still hear his voice...

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Deputy Seed in Action!

Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.

According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.

It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.

We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:

"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"

We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.

Why is he seed-eyeing us?

Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?

Für Pfirsiche

Needless to say, Peaches was not impressed.

My Lord, My Liege

Is it just me, or does Staci look absolutely regal with this particular face texture?

they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe

and I love them for that

The Beauty and The Beast

I honestly don't know who gave Stacy the right to be this pretty. I am pratty sure this level of handsomeness should be illegal. Jacob probably agrees with me. Anyway, I hope all of you find someone who looks at you like Jacob looks at Stacy. Or someone who looks at you like Stacy looks at Jacob.

Deputy J. SEED

Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!

They walked the path.

They said their oaths under Joseph's Word.

And they lived happily ever after.

Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?