Roses Are Red, The Reaping Is Due

He can still hear his voice...

In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Estacio Prado & His Dog

Just a humble cartel boss with a dirty bastard on the payroll.

Anastasia Medarda

All hail the Peach Rose Queen!

Jacob: Snipe the deputy from the top of the hill. Don't move away. The stronger spirit will prevail. Chosen Soldiers: Isn't that how Brother John died? Jacob: BROTHER JOHN WAS WEAK.

WHO SAID JACOB IN A CAGE?

Oh, no one said that... (or did they?????!!!!)

NEVERMIND, I SAID JACOB IN A CAGE

Look at him he is so pethetiiiiic

I was too lazy to finalize these, but now I have a reason to post them ohoho.

Please tell me you guys see the vision??? Jacob and the deputy???

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

Next Batman?

Here is some Staci Pattinson for your timeline:

"What did I do to deserve this bastard as a partner?"

Don't Smoke, Kids

On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.

Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!

P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.

3D Hakob

Go say thank you to @pande-monty-um for asking me to make this Jacob's head perspective sheet. Feel free to use it for reference (especially if you then provide us with some hot Hakob content ohoho) or just for staring respectfully (lies). Here is a higher-than-tumblr-quality version. If you want some more Jacobs looking at you from above, I got you fam!!!