Side Quest From Cartel

Hello there, Deputies

Ok, now change!

Bonus:

They are so tired of each other's bullshit, look at them

Pour Me Another Drink

Now that I got your attention with gay Greek brothers and Godless (beardless) Hakobs, I've got a couple of questions fam:

Is there a Staci in the Arcade Editor? Can't seem to find him

Does anyone have any ancient memory of how the cinematic tools should be set up and used? And what version of the game they are compatible with?

You (Are What You) Eat

This is my humble contribution to the Far Cry 5's anniversary, as well as your daily reminder to watch The Color of Pomegranates.

Taking Jacop to Dunas de Bilbao was a mistake.

When your dad and papa visit you in the hospital while still on duty (them old men can't stop bitching and arguing)

Caravaggio Meets Jacop and Bosstaci

Anyway, I have decided to bother chatGPT with the dirty cop x cartel boss AU stuff.

Warning:

All the images below were generated by ChatGPT based on my screenshots of Bosstaci & Jacop, and Caravaggio's style (with a single exception). If you do not like AI art, you are free to scroll by.

So, ofc a Jacop sitting cozily on the floor. Also, no matter what I do about Seeds, it always ends up with,

HIM???

The spirit of Charlie Hunnam truly haunts the Seed family.

Onto Bosstaci now:

The boy looks ill and sad, like anyone would in 16th century.

Ofc, we need a group (of two) photo as well:

I have no clue what Jacop finds so funny, and neither does Caravaggio Bosstaci, it seems. He looks like he is tired of Jacop's shit.

Lastly, I have asked Chat to produce its own image, in any style it chooses, based on my endless yapping about them sweet bois. It decided to take heavy inspiration from the neon-night-rainy setup, and came up with these:

I will end by quoting the trully wise words of my good friend GPT:

Who's a good gay? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Anastasia Medarda

All hail the Peach Rose Queen!

Self-Defense With Deputy Seed

🗣I repeat 🗣

I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair

DOES. NOT. EXIST.

He can’t hurt you.