Jacob Had Learned This One In Iraq And Told It To Staci Before, You Know, Going And Dying On A Hill.

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

Adam and Steve

And Steve did hunger for the fruit of the earth, and Adam led him unto Gardenview Orchards. But lo, it is said that the Father, in His wrath, cast them forth from the Gates of Eden, and they dwelt there no more.

Every Dog Has His Price

Loyalty isn't about who you serve, it's about who you betray last.

You stare into the abyss long enough, and the abyss stares back.

The first time you take a bribe, it feels like a choice.

The second time, it feels like your job.

You didn't sell your soul. You just rented it out, one piece at a time.

That's Mathematics, Son

Jacob gaslighting Staci when "sharing" the last can of food in the bunker.

One time Jacob near-starved to death because he wouldn't tell his Pa that he was hungry (since he's the silent type, of course).

Deputy J. SEED

Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Important Question

Ok, guys, let's settle this down. Which Seed brother's beard looks best on Staci?

John's

Jacob's

Joseph's

Jacob's in original color (CUZ WHY NOT?)

Randomly found this photo of Adam and Steve in my files.

Satoshi Purada

Death did not grant him peace. Instead, he returned as a yōkai, a restless spirit cursed to wander the earth under the cover of night. Each evening, as the sun sets, he emerges from the shadows, endlessly searching for the one he loved...

Yet, as dawn approaches, his form begins to fade. The first rays of sunlight force him back into the unseen world, trapping him in the cycle of longing and despair. He cannot rest, nor can he cross into the afterlife until he finds him. Only Him.

Jacob: *plays only you*

Staci: