Let's Fall In Love So We Can Fuck Properly

if u have a bad relationship w your mom I’m really sorry I hope u have a nice older sister or stepmom or grandma or aunt or maybe even just a really nurturing best friend bc mom figures are the most important figures in society and if u don’t have a mom figure I’m your mom now

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

I bet our entire universe is in a tiny glass jar placed neatly on a shelf in some alien child’s room as a science project he got a C on.

What do you look like?

Stress in human form.

I immediately fall Inlove with boys that use exclamation points like YES!!!! U HAVE CHARACTER AND EXPRESSION!!! UR NOT BORING!!!

Anyways, drink water and don’t let no mf bring you down.

have you ever not liked someone in a romantic way and everything is cool and all then they do something small like touch your shoulder or say something funny and you just kind of freeze and think

oh

oh no

It's easy to move on when you see them for who they are.