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HIM AS KUWEI PLEASE IM BEGGING

I am a proud supporter of Harry Homosexual Hook

Back when Zane was in his original body (pre-death) he was like six inches shorter than Pixal. But when he rebuilt himself after exploding he made himself two inches taller than her. And then when Pixal rebuilt herself even later on she reclaimed her height advantage. Its now an ongoing competition. Every time one of them is damaged in a severe way they deliberately make themself just a bit taller than the other . They both have to duck under doorframes now

Encouraging myself to use my dumbbells by looking at the photo of Cole Ninjago on my wall

this was the biggest joke of my life

So I'm not the only one who thinks Garmadon was antagonizing Kai on purpose in that one episode where he stayed on the bounty right. He was definitely doing that just for shits and giggles

Stained Glass Series: Cole

collecting them like Pokémon rn

(credits to deepinfatuation on tumblr n twitter)

i like to think will’s had a crush on nico since the battle of manhattan. little 13yo will sees little 12yo nico fighting and he’s like “wow. dream guy right there” (bc he is 13 and just discovered mcr so any boy that wears black is peak attraction)

the years go by and he doesn’t see much of nico until the gaia battle and is like “oh so i never got over that. i’ll unpack this later.”

Three tickets for the Barbie movie, please.

Six of Crows book 1 in a nustshell:

Nina: *glaring at Matthias* Fuck men

Jesper: *gazing longingly at Wylan* I'm trying

I am not responsible for the person I will become once I finally see Wesper interacting on screen together.

Dare I say this is Tumblr's greatest bit of all time

Google doc is here

Discord is here

(If the links don’t work, feel free to hit me up and I’ll try to connect you!)

Six of Crows Chapter 2: Kaz, mocking Geels for having a gf: " Does she listen to you talk about your day?"

Six of Crows Chapter 4: Kaz telling Inej about his day

My take on the Bingo Cards going around for the new book. ☀️⭐

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Also, please take note that none of the art used in this bingo card is mine nor did I ever claim it to be. I forgot to site the fanart sources & I take full accountability for that mistake and apologize, but that's no reason to send me unalive threats & harrassment over that genuine mistake.

Please go support the artists instead:

"Nico passing tf out": @/loonysl

"Solangelo Banter": @/elentori-art

"Solangelo Smooch": @/cookiesketches

We better see wylan playing the flute in season 2

Obviously I want wesper in season 2 but i also desperately need Kaz to make his ur mom joke.  

Jesper “no, not just girls” Fahey or Nina “i flirt with women too” Zenik

alright all I know is that this show better stick to its timeframe. I don’t want any of this modern day slang or technology— give me Grover playing ‘so yesterday’ and Thalia talking about Green Day- it is 2005 in the year of our lord thank you

Achilles : Patroclus...

Patroclus: Oh no, 'Patroclus' in b-flat.

Patroclus: You're disappointed.

which are the best:

red and blue gays 

pink and green gays

yellow and purple gays 

having an existential crisis rn because i realizing how bad my sense of time is

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

saw this post and couldn't help myself...

no because the beach episode of sk8 will never make me not crack up. miya, langa, and reki are only being chaperoned by shadow because he wanted to impress his manager. langa suggests flirting with a girl by asking if she wants to get food. reki says “she’s not you,” suggesting he’s thought about how to flirt with langa and what would work. somehow all six of them are on the same ferry. joe ditches his dates to hang out with three kids, their chaperone, and his ex. “he’s charring his chesticles for locals in heat. such a thirsty gorilla.” langa calls reki bae. miya calls joe dad. joe thirsts over cherry’s legs. “senoritaaaaas…… :(“. cherry and miya scare reki. shadow gets drunk. “reki…. it’s a cat.” “YOURE A CAT!” reki and langa skateboard while holding hands with their faces about an inch apart. they get attacked by people dressed in mud monster costumes. they are all disasters and i think about it constantly.

Kojiro learned to braid hair and practiced on karou as a early teen, originally to impress girls but both karou and kojiro really liked it so it just turned into a thing that he would do anytime he was sitting/standing behind karou.