Honestly I Wrote That Just To Write This:

The real hero of the show: trixx

The humans are simply their puppets for mischief and the other kwamis are the poor witnesses to their crimes

Alya is probably the only miraculous holder who isn’t especially worried about her kwami. Not that she doesn’t love Trixx. But for as long as Gabriel has Trixx... Trixx has Gabriel. Alya has seen the mischief Trixx can do alone. Gabriel doesn’t have a miracle box, so the kwamis will be out all the time. Whether he can command them as their holder or not, Gabriel will be begging Ladybug to take back the kwamis before this is over.

There must be an avatar who was dating a bender from each nation. They got a girlfriend who can bend earth, a boyfriend who bends water, a bro (romantically) who bends fire and a honey (romantically) who bends air.

They must, it’s the only way to truly ensure balance amongst the elements

How much nail polish would you need tho? Cuss I feel like time could be fixed with just forcing enlisting people to help but like it would take so much money to buy enough or effort to steal enough polish to fit the cows hooves

I want hatter to have a cow. I want him to treat the cow like it’s his child. Like it’s a gift from the gods. I want him to find the best bell collar, decorate the ears with ribbons. Omfg imagine him like painting the hooves to match his own nail polish.

Oh and it most definitely sleeps in his bed and he sleep in a hammock hanging above him

new years eve!!! wooo!!! go crazy go wild! 🥳🥳🥳

In a fairy tail here's the roles of characters. yeah. woo.  Kuina is the pretty Princes who fucking wrecks her captures ass  Usagi is the other pretty princes who comes to save Kuina by offering her a horse as a getaway car  chishiya is the horse  Arisu is her butler  Hatter is a random bird that the villain owns and screams the future but its really lame things like “mark from down the street will have waffles on Thursday at 3am whilst watching titanic”.  He also only speaks in French  Aguni is like the villains cat that is always arguing with the bird/hatter except he only speaks Polish  Last boss is the story teller who's like narrating it all and is sat on a bean bag with a pop up book in his lap as a bunch of kids stare at him scared 

SO LIKE CHILDRENS DISCOS, their a staple of going on holiday to like Spain but also Hotels in general. anyway imagine Hatter decided the beach need children's/mini discos. Imagine just him forcing everyone to sing all the little songs, or play games like musical bumps.  now imagine last boss getting REALLLLY mad that he just lost a game of musical statues to Kuina so he flips a table and storms out. 

“ohh but that's not in character” fuck cannon but also you saying that man isn't gonna be childish as fuck when it comes to children's games? your wrong. 

wait wait wait this has been said ( if I'm even correct in rembering) but didn't Karube legit like call for Arisu to look at him in his last moments before his head just went BOOM?? like???? that's kinda fucked??? and like they knew at the very least their gonna be killed AND YET YOU CHOOSE TO HAVE YOUR LOVER BEST FRIEND WATCH YOUR DEATH AND BE FORCED TO LOOK AT YOUR DEAD BODY FOR LIKE WHAT REASONS??? AS A LAST PRANK?  like yo sorry dude for making you see my neck get lowkey exploded and watch as my dead body just flops to the ground but dude calm down it was just a prank bro no need to get all sad over it.  LIKE ITS KIDNA WHACK ???? but like idk get it you dramatic homo do your thing

and here is the kuiann version

Niragi is the kinda guy who juices everything. A donut? Juiced. Bell pepper? Juiced. The greatest piece of steak known to man? Juiced.

Anyway one day this dude brought a chicken, cooked it but like it was low-key still pink, blended it, chugged it and left the kitchen silently all whilst Aguni is sobbing into a bowl of cereal at 3am

trans Fabian is rotting my brain rn and its just ???? perfect.  him finding out his parents wrote him down a boy and being ecstatic and then realise oh shit I'm dorming with cisboy and panicking to the point he drags his massive suitcase all the way back to the gate in hopes of god randomly sending his parents back to pick him up ( they don't and victor ends up pissed at him and definitely makes a comment or two about him being a whimp but trudy is the girlboss she is and comforts him thinking he’s just homesick). Anyway he walks into his room finally and sees the man the myth the legend, Mick whos got sports gear everywhere and a massive Smile who rushes in to give him a hug because he's stoked about this to have a brother at this school and Fabian thinks for a moment that actually maybe this is going to go well. and it does go well because Micks epic and when he finds out Fabian is trans dude doesn't know what that means he just sorta goes “....we’re still roommates right?” because he couldn't care less what his friend is as long as Fabian is his friend.