Latest Posts by sora-of-uranus - Page 8
what if batman is just a miraculous holder and he just turns on the news and sees “two new superheroes are on the seen saving Paris from a super villain” and just goes “whelp my life's easier” and never thinks about it again other than how stupid their outfits look
Chat Noir:
omfg that's genius I love it
Alice in borderland au where everything’s the same but hatter is animated like a cartoon
Random thought but what if all the miraculous holders where disabled. And no this isn’t going to be a ‘wow magic fixes it’ type of idea cuss those are rooted in ableism. Buy imagine if instead of earnings the ladybug miraculous is like hearing aids, imagine if the chat miraculous is a white cane (a Barton looks similar enough ok). Maybe th horse one is like one of those missing leg replacements that look very springy. And they all work as they should and then when transformed they’ve obviously got their normal show power and obviously still have their normal disabilities but maybe becuse chat has no eyesight the miraculous shifts it’s power away from the fancy dark vision to maybe better hearing or a way to detect wind currents go sorta ‘see’ where your going. Small things like that ya know?
Honestly I wrote that just to write this:
So odds are the black cat miraculous is reallly powerful. Like it’s destruction and that’s pretty powerful. And even tho destruction and creation are equally good and bad for most humans when we think of destruction we think of evil villains. So what if the creators of the miraculous decided to maybe sorta add a extra feature as a defence mechanism of the black cat holder being force to act like a cat. Becuse honestly who’s gonna be scared of a person just flopping on it’s side sunbathing or a person so scared of water they run up walls to escape it
I’m realising how many ‘chat acts like a cat’ head cannons and fanfics and how few ladybug acting like a ladybug fics and whilst I know why it would be funny if she just randomly started crawling or mid fight she’s like startled and just secrets a sour fluid from let joints…. Ok yeah maybe it makes sense to not have many ladybug being ladybug fics
I’m realising how many ‘chat acts like a cat’ head cannons and fanfics and how few ladybug acting like a ladybug fics and whilst I know why it would be funny if she just randomly started crawling or mid fight she’s like startled and just secrets a sour fluid from let joints…. Ok yeah maybe it makes sense to not have many ladybug being ladybug fics
You, the greatest superhero there is.
And me. Your faithful partner.
Bonus:
Sometimes chat noir forgets he's not a real cat with real cat problems
dealing with akumas responsibly
The real hero of the show: trixx
The humans are simply their puppets for mischief and the other kwamis are the poor witnesses to their crimes
Alya is probably the only miraculous holder who isn’t especially worried about her kwami. Not that she doesn’t love Trixx. But for as long as Gabriel has Trixx... Trixx has Gabriel. Alya has seen the mischief Trixx can do alone. Gabriel doesn’t have a miracle box, so the kwamis will be out all the time. Whether he can command them as their holder or not, Gabriel will be begging Ladybug to take back the kwamis before this is over.
Imagine a villain is all like “rawrrr hahah I’m…. Discoer (idk bro) now we shall dance in an epic dance off for your miraculous “. And logically they could just like not dance but then where’s the fun in that? So chat and ladybug just start doing ransom moves that you’d see in your year 2 school disco buy oh no it’s obviously not enough
So THEN they decided “hey let’s dance together” and perform the worst best and most magical tango ever performed on the ilfel tower or however you spell it.
Idk o just think it’s funny o imagine them having a actual dance battle
Realised o have a habit of just randomly never going back on this forsaken app. Don’t know if it’s smarter to not come back but I always do and always just spam posts and then vanish and forget about what o spammed. Fun times
Imagine chat being forced to play the piano so obviously he just stays playing a random piece he’s been forced to learn. But oh no hawk moth (his dad!) realises “holy snickerdoodles the only person who could logically play the wonderful symphony that drastically is clearly adrien” and now you’d think he’d either stop attacking in fear of hurting his son or attack harder for the ‘betrayal’ but no hawk moth comes out of hiding and just slams the piano shut shouting “adrien o thought you where better than this. Maybe if you spent less time playing hero and more time rehearsing your playing skills wouldn’t be equal to a ally cat” an now you’d also think chat would be shocked but no instead he just goes “maybe if you didn’t try destroy Paris every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday at the exact same time for The past 3 years I’d have more time to rehearse “
Anyway these two are dramatic and the only way I could see a reveal working is if it’s soooo anti-climatic is comedic
Imagine if chat just randomly start chasing an akuma butterfly thing and all people see is a black vwooom ad he speeds by attempting to either shove it in his mouth or tear it apart with his nails like a real cat. Or atleast my black (ha) cat Apollo
Alice in borderland au where everything’s the same but hatter is animated like a cartoon
marichat but she doesn’t have a skylight so chat has to come through one of those cube glass windows
pov you are marinette
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can we fall in love in the moonlight?
woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
A collection of the more low effort/silly fanarts
Chat-noir: sometimes I wonder ‘hmm what's going to happen today’. For some reason my mind never expect I’d be clambering through sewers on a stealth mission to crawl into one of the dormant heads of a Cerberus like jelly monster and yet here I am. what even is my life anymore Ladybug over a headpiece : chat its not a stealth mission if you speak the entire time chat-noir: its fineee its not like anyone's down here- OH MY FUCK THATS A PIDGEON WHY THE FUCK IS IT DOWN HERE
Chat-noir: when you think about it us holding the power over abstract ideas like creation or destruction or illusion is in some ways terrifying in how we’re gifted these things and told “hey save people and don't become bad” and yet there's nothing ‘bad’ to fight against other than our own thoughts and creations within humanity. If the miraculous didn't exist there’d be no hawkmoth to fight and yet I know I wouldn’t nor would any of us really give up our miraculous because we’ve become to attached with the power coursing through our veins as well with our kawamis and our team. kinda whack huh everyone else at the team meeting: e-excuse me??? Ladybug: ignore him he gets like that some times. Hey chat you want a brioche chat-noir: yes please m’lady
confession
chat-noir: hey uhh ladybug I have something I gotta confess
Ladybug: i swear to god if you say “i love you” again
Chat-Noir: woah woah woah I was not- well now that you mention it...
Ladybug: chat.
Chat-Noir: ok no im sorry not the time anyway I was going to say that Im pretty sure my mums dead decaying corpse is in my basement and that my dads hawkmoth jeez no need to be so rude about my ✨feelings✨
Ladybug: excuse me WHAT THE FUC-
fight fight fight
Keith: buddy, Shiro this isn’t you just look me in the eyes this isn’t you Shiro: fuck you your useless this is why your parents left Keith: shiro no no no that isn’t you come let’s sit down and have a talk, alpha male to male Red lion: tell him to make a diss track instead Keith: yeah yeah let’s just make a diss track war instead. Like Jake and Logan Paul but in space