How Dare You Be Funnier Than Me On My Own Post

i think everyone deserves to witness this beauty

my teacher took my phone away for a bit because I like talking to you too much 😬

:(

That's so sad, but I'll still be here when you return <3

Your teacher is mean, but well-intentioned, we wouldn't want you being distracted because of me, would we?

happy ostara!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

@loozerboykisser STOP REBLOGGING YOU FRUITY LITTLE HEATHEN

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

*flirting* what if i like beat you to death with a frying pan?

the last thing i see after showing my art teacher a stylized drawing instead of a hyper realistic one.

Intro Post:

Hello everyone!!!

Before we get started I thought I should issue a WARNING:

this introductory post is the best grammar you will ever receive from me unless I am posting explicitly about writing. Other than that I will sound like a raccoon who was given a keyboard.

I’ve created this blog to showcase a variety of content including (but not limited to):

- Writing

- Music

- Books

- Art

- Many different fandoms

- Memes

- Cats

- Stories from my life

- Random updates

- Mental health awareness

My pronouns are they/them.

My name is not to be disclosed here. If I gain followers I’ll have them vote on what to call me.

Thanks. 🫡

why slut shame women when you could slut shame the president

this is strangely motivating. thank you @loozerboykisser

I can’t die yet I have more substances to abuse!

betrayal was the first sin. it was the original sin. betrayal of trust. all creatures either betray or are betrayed. no one will ever be let free from this prison. hell is not a place we are sent, hell is the waking world in which we exist.

“that much sugar is bad for you” “that much caffeine could kill you” listen karen. unless you wanna try fighting my sweet tooth and caffeine addiction in hand to hand combat, stay out of it. i’ll die exactly how i want to thank you very much.