Latest Posts by soup-squad-idiot - Page 4

YIPPIEEEEE

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

is this how making friends work. do i win

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

happy ostara!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

want a hat?

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

water in water fall is always changing. over time, waterfall erodes surroundings and maybe shifts. but it’s still the same waterfall.

everythign feel so temporary

get Orbed idiot.

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

hahaha nooooo. you get *spins wheel* live dissection!!!

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

We’re out here in the dark laying on the ground to stargaze. I missed the shooting star. I think I was distracted by you. How are you so beautiful that the night itself doesn’t compare? I hope the moon isn’t jealous, but by god it ought to be.

mecore (i cried when i found out i wasn’t 5’4)

i think everyone deserves to witness this beauty

my teacher took my phone away for a bit because I like talking to you too much 😬

:(

That's so sad, but I'll still be here when you return <3

Your teacher is mean, but well-intentioned, we wouldn't want you being distracted because of me, would we?

guys. GUYS.

what should i change my name too. i need to chance it. what. should it be.

“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.

love when my pinterest just absolutely decks me with something painfully relatable

the other night i had a nightmare that my mom was cheating on my dad with mr beast and i was trying to warn my mom that he was evil but he was right there so i couldn’t outright say anything and i literally woke up in a cold sweat it was terrifying

ah shoot ur right my bad

plague may be bubonic but this ass is iconic

hot take: i love that black cats are seen as a bad omen bc it means i can gatekeep them and have them all to myself.

*flirting* what if i like beat you to death with a frying pan?

new pronouns just dropped <3

*curled up in a ball on the floor, rocking back and fourth* i’m just a chill guy im just a chill guy im just a chill guy im just a chill guy im just—

me *so stressed i’m visibly shaking*: its ok ill just go make some tea i guess.

I miss the butterflies you gave to me

When you let me braid your hair.

You stopped speaking to me

And I don’t know why.

Now I don’t like you

And I certainly don’t love you.

But I am infatuated.

If I could split your ribs,

Tearing you open with my bare hands,

I would curl up in your chest

And lay my head on your heart.

If you were to bring a hammer down

And crack open my chest

I would let you claim that space.

Then you would hold captive my soul

For you already reside in my mind.

So crack me open and burrough inside me

Or let me tear you apart.

Either way

No one walks away

Without a permanent mark.

some blue sargent fanart for yall

if i don’t get asked to prom im crashing out but if i get asked by someone i don’t like im also crashing out but if i get asked by the person i like i’ll probably crash out so idk. losing ig.

my boy <3. his name is loki and he is very orange.

tell me why the actual FUCK i just entered a PUBLIC RESTROOM and there was a woman just TAKIN A FAT PISS with the stall door WIDE OPEN. i need to BLEACH my EYEBALLS.

Intro Post:

Hello everyone!!!

Before we get started I thought I should issue a WARNING:

this introductory post is the best grammar you will ever receive from me unless I am posting explicitly about writing. Other than that I will sound like a raccoon who was given a keyboard.

I’ve created this blog to showcase a variety of content including (but not limited to):

- Writing

- Music

- Books

- Art

- Many different fandoms

- Memes

- Cats

- Stories from my life

- Random updates

- Mental health awareness

My pronouns are they/them.

My name is not to be disclosed here. If I gain followers I’ll have them vote on what to call me.

Thanks. 🫡

bro is gatekeeping the shower.

loki get OUT OF THE WAY MY HAIR IS GREASY

For every like Elon Musk gets a kick to the balls, for every reblog Trump gets fucking punched

you eat whole raw potatoes while sitting in a bathtub wearing a hollywood style expensive robe. your pet ferret sits with you. it is eight feet tall.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster