Bruce Once Made An Offhand Comment About How No One Wears Watches Anymore Because They All Use Their

Bruce once made an offhand comment about how no one wears watches anymore because they all use their phones to tell time

The next day Tim buys a smartwatch

Dick straps the hourglass he got from the dentist onto his wrist

Damian carries a bunch of candlesticks with nails in them and lights one whenever he needs a timer

Jason lugs around two industrial buckets of water to make a water clock

Steph gets an antique pocketwatch but it's carried around by a personal assistant that's coming out of Bruce's budget

Barbara buys a classroom clock and keeps it in her wheelchair pocket

Cass stands in a well-lit area and checks her shadow

Duke unearths a fifty-pound sundial and names it Duke II

Bruce no longer comments on Gen Z

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5 months ago

colored sketch page of franziska von karma. on the left, fran has an open case file in her hands and is glaring at it with displeasure. on the right, a sketch of fran holding a playing card with maya's doodle on it, a chibi rendition of fran's teary goodbye, and a redraw of one of fran's game sprites.

colored sketch page of maya fey. on the left, redraw of maya's thinking pose sprite. in the middle, a redraw of maya's sprite where her hands are behind her back and there's a determined (mischievous?) smile on her face. on the top right, a chibi rendition of maya's shocked expression. on the bottom left, a chibi doodle of maya eating a mountain of burgers while phoenix bemoans his empty wallet in the back.

i played the silly law game and they're my favorites💙💜

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spagetti-without-h

3 months ago

Phoenix is very Elle Woods coded

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spagetti-without-h

4 months ago

Numbers that can’t be divisible by 5 are funnier than numbers that can be divided by 5 because they’re needlessly specific. Except in some cases for very small or very large numbers.

The answer to life, the universe, and everything being 42? Funny because it’s needlessly specific.

Patrick from SpongeBob looking at a store stacked with hundreds of mattresses and saying there’s ten of them? Funny because it’s a small number.

If a character wishes to estimate how many soldiers are approaching a nearby town and you want to make it funny you can do one or the other or you can combine the two.

My lord, there are five soldiers coming, we must strengthen our defenses!

How many soldiers are there? Nine thousand, three hundred and forty seven, sir. I counted twice. They lost one the second time to falling off a cliff.

There’s sixteen soldiers approaching, sir. Only sixteen? Yes. It’s a good number, sixteen. Divisible by four.

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spagetti-without-h

4 months ago

Digital art of Franziska von Karma and Manfred Von Karma from Ace attorney. A red bullet hits both of them in the shoulder. they stand against a blue background

family heirloom

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spagetti-without-h

5 months ago

In the art of murder, I think OC might still be alive, I mean the page is torn off but it doesn't necessarily mean the entire paper is ruined.

The paper on the dogs paws might be unrelated. I have no idea who tore the page off but I'm positive we'll meet OC again if that is because the paper isn't ruined or because Pip will draw him again I'm not sure.

At least I hope so, OC is too adorable to die in the pilot :(