Yo Mr White Can You Sign My Permission Slip So I Can Go To The Aquarium Bitch

and i don’t think i’m wrong for saying it either.

space oddity

Didn't know there were so many Trekkies here, Heres another drawing of the trio 💫

I will eradicate femboys. That is cultural appropriation from women and also maids. You will undergo Twink Death! Hark, knave! May baldness take thine life's joys and dash them across the rocks. Don't fuck with my Bethanic Magic Theory!! All men will feel my wrath.

hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

I don’t wear pride merch to tell you whose in my bed…

I WEAR IT TO TELL YOU WHO ISN'T! I’M ASEXUAL THAT MEANS NOBODY! (Except… UR MOM)

I have just discovered something world altering and possibly evil

My collection of limited edition marvel coke cans :D

They don't have these in my country so I collected them while on vacation

Phoenix is very Elle Woods coded