Jesper: Why Do You Call Him "gandalf?" Matthias: Gandalf The Wizard? Hello, Didn't You Read Lord Of The

yes i have watched spider-man no way home three times already. i see norman osborn and otto octavius, i rewatch the movie. it’s simple as that.

also it helps me walk or whatever

[ID: a digitally drawn two-panel comic. / Image 1: Text reads: “How I expected using a cane would feel:” Panel depicts a miserable person in tattered clothes, hunched over a cane and shaking as she walks. / Image 2: Text reads: “How it actually feels:” Panel depicts the same person, now standing tall and wearing flowing wizard robes and a long white beard. Her cane is at her side, glowing with magic, and she looks confident and powerful. /End ID]

jesper: what are we doing? kaz: wasting our lives. jesper: i meant for lunch.

nina: as a Healer…

kaz: heartrender

nina: i hereby offer my licensed services…

kaz: unlicensed

nina: as a grief counselor…

kaz: grief causer

nina: if anyone needs to talk, the doctor…

kaz: not even close

nina: is in!

Bucky calling Sam “Samuel” with maximum level sass is my new favorite thing ever

this.

the fact that bucky could sleep on the couch rather than the floor in sam's house, the fact that he seems to have slept through the night, the fact that when he hears sounds he doesn't jerk awake in terror, the fact that he just seems genuinely at ease around sam and his family, the fact that he uses his metal arm openly and to help rather than kill, the fact that when sam asks about his nightmares he doesn't even bother to lie like he does to his therapist, the fact that he actually opens up to sam instead of keeping it all locked up, the fact that he admits to thinking the shield was the only family he had left in past tense after spending time with the wilsons, the fact that-

y’all: i can excuse incest, but i draw the line at child marriage.

me: you can excuse incest???

matthias: are you putting butter on bacon?

nina: i don’t want it to stick to the pan

ALSO… (black widow spoilers)

there WAS a fucking grave. “there was no body, of course she didn’t have a funeral.” THERE WAS A GRAVE. SO WHERE WAS THE FUNERAL. right, so what i’m hearing is, the russo brothers didn’t think to include one.

matthias: i don’t like bugs, okay? they freak me out.

nina: interesting. you’re afraid of bugs AND women. ladybugs must render you catatonic.