Me And The Mutual I Pulled By Being Actually I Have No Idea Why They Followed Me But I'm Glad They Did

Anybody who thinks that spiderbit could ever purposefully and deliberately hurt each other, either physically or emotionally, is just a little silly. The only way their relationship is toxic is that the entire island around them has been forced into thinking that immediate romantic relationships are the norm because of how immediate spiderbit got married. But, really, they had a foundation of Best Friendship first even back before they even started thinking romantically of each other. Fundamental misconstruing of their characters for the sake of trying to make their relationship more “interesting” is just a little. Silly.

you guys know that you are allowed to like characters who suck in canon right? you guys know that you don’t have to ignore the worse parts of a characters to like them right? YOU GUYS KNOW THAT LIKING A SHITTY CHARACTER AS THEY ARE DOESN’T MEAN THAT YOU CONDONE THEIR BEHAVIOUR RIGHT????? RIGHT???? YOU GUYS KNOW THAG YOU CAN JUST ENJOY FICTION RIGHT?????

Know what I think would be cool

If people stopped putting tntduo fics. In the spiderbit ao3 tag

Do u have any tips on writing q celbit? /gen

Sure!

Most importantly, in my opinion, make him a fucking loser. He’s a nerd! His greatest enemies are a furry robot and his grandfather-in-law. He pretends to be scared of Garten of Banban to make his son happy.

He’s also a bitch. Let him be a bitch. He’s petty and he’s rude

He cares more about his family than he does about himself. He’s self sacrificial and it’s terrible but he legitimately sees himself as pretty unworthy of living

He’s a very physical person. He moves a lot and does a lot of body language, and he is literally almost always in physical contact with Roier

And he LOVES Roier!! That is SUCH an important part of his character, and it sometimes needs to be said with how the fandom treats his character these days

He had a terrible past, but he purposefully uses it to give the eggs a better life. He loves all the eggs, and that’s important. He’s good with kids

He’s a pretty nice guy, all things considered. He tried getting Walter Bob to unionize. He offered the people in Purgatory 2 a way out of death by trying to roleplay with them.

He’s also, again, a petty and rude bitch

He’s actually a bit of an extrovert! He just has a low social battery

…Does this make sense?

Breaking Dawn 18- Green Eyed Monster

Chapter Summary:

Three things that are in this chapter:

1. Quackity 2. Twilight 3. A wolf

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tellius ace attorney au

qCellbit getting super into skateboarding is like. It’s like when he told Richarlyson that he’d never had a picnic before arriving on the island. He grew up in a war zone, he doesn’t remember anything from before that

So Cellbit is skateboarding with his kids. Maybe he’s a bit old to be wearing a silly “skater hat” and he’s too old to be doing kickflips instead of doing taxes, but like. He never got to play when he was a kid. But the past is in the past, and the present is what matters

So Cellbit is into skateboarding now. He thinks he would’ve liked it as a kid if he’d been given the chance, but that’s in the past, so it doesn’t matter. He likes it now, and that’s all that matters to him. So what if he can’t sleep at night and so what if his husband doesn’t look at him most days and so what if his hands itch for a blade to drive into his own stomach when he isn’t distracted? None of that matters, because he can do a sick kickflip on his skateboard and impress his two kids, and that’s it.

Ohhh [fictional character with worse mental health than me] save meeeee from this cruel world.

Breaking Dawn 17 - "I don't know who you're talking about."

Chapter Summary:

Three Things That Are In This Chapter:

1. Goodbyes 2. Demons 3. Dapper

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guys the difference between ems death not getting appealed vs pepitos death was that ems was doomed to happen and an egg was MEANT TO DIE THAT DAY. no matter how op the opponents were that shit was Planned to occur. they couldnt reverse that death when its clear the admins wanted the eye workers to kill an egg for the drama of it all. yeah it was completely unfair the eggs had to act ooc to get a death to happen but again they wanted a death to happen by any means. that was a decision from the admins. of course theyre not gonna reverse hers when it was supposed to happen to the eggs that day