this fandom has truly ruined my ability to look like a normal person who doesn't just randomly snort with laughter to myself with no explanation at any given moment... because so many times a day I'll just be sitting there minding my own business and then suddenly remember some lawlight fanfic I saw one time where L's real name was revealed to be "Lustice"
shikako: I am not out of control! I’m a law abiding citizen! sasuke: Really? Name one law shikako: Don’t kill people? sasuke: That’s on me. I set the bar too low.
Funniest possible song from Bill's POV toward Ford is "Hello" by Adele.
imagine if instead of taunting Ford in Mabelcorn, Bill had approached him like this. would it work no. would it be hilarious yes.
Bonus points if you imagine it in his voice. He's playing the piano. He's really into it. Ford left the room two minutes ago and Bill hasn't noticed.
Pouncie dance!
Biblically accurate kira
L: If I do this, and he does this, causing me to do this, then he's definitely Kira. But if he does this instead, then I'll try this, and he reacts like this, THEN he's Kira. But I won't be CERTAIN unless I do this and he responds by doing this OR if that thing I thought he did a while back was actually him doing this to cause me to do this…Â
Near: Look I don't know if L was certain or not, but frankly I don't give a crap. You're literally the only option by this point. Let's just skip to the end where I win and you shut the heck up already.