B3
i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™
@toasterbrainsatyress
Kirby Kirby Kirby! That’s a name you should
fear
Hi. Welcome to the first addition of Chorus Time Crackups. So, what happened in my chorus class today, in order, is...
1. The announcements took a while to happen so at every announcement bell everyone joked around and repeated everything said in the announcements as if it were the pledge of allegiance.
2. One of my buddies (he's a baritone) hit a whistle note so now he's our male Mariah Carey. He is apparently horrified by himself due to hitting that note.
3. After that everyone was squeaking as they tried to imitate him.
4. The same buddy and another started doing a joke where one of them was a robot but all his sound effects sounded like a slide whistle.
5. I said "Bemis" ONE TIME throughout the entire class and everyone was roaring with laughter not even five seconds later.
holy shit
Based on @spinelxreader 's tumblr post.
Spinel's apology.
y'all really just took that theory and ran with it, huh
“And (Y/N)…thank you…for being in my life.”
Okay, here’s an angsty concept for your Warmer Winter AU, it’s called “Agony of a Demigod”:
(Based on The Owl House, specifically Agony of a Witch)
Skrael transforms into a wendigo in every harsh snowstorm but since he joined the good side, he fears that he’ll hurt everyone he loves, specifically (Y/N). (Y/N) knows his curse and they’re willing to find a cure for it.
But then, a harsh snowstorm has struck Arcadia…
because their differing opinions clash and it offends them that someone thinks different from them
y'all ever wonder why people aren’t just like. nice to each other
don’t go wasting your emotion
what McDonald's Sprite tastes like
*insert image of The Knight (Ghost) from Hollow Knight staring at something scarring to humanity but normal to them*
magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors
love how meta knight started out as a dark, mysterious and powerful being but has gradually turned into a soft yet stupid chad with a sword and a son he needs to pick up from school
Waluigi: I’m getting too old for this. Go, my son.
Piranha Plant: Can I bring Cousin Petey?
Waluigi: Good idea. Make them all suffer.
Piranha Plant: *hyped sentient plant noises*
I know everyone wants to make jokes about Waluigi being mad about the piranha plant but there is a huge chance that Walugi RAISED that plant.
Every time Waluigi gets a stage or race track there are piranha plants everywhere. If he isnt paired with Wario he is paired with a plant, and he is the ONLY person who puts the plants in those pots with the little wedge.
Look at that, its the same pot, it could even be the same plant, just all grown up. The plant even has a waluigi SKIN
The lips match his nose, the purple matches his hat, and the pot matches his L, its even gold, like Waluigi’s greed.
In conclusion, Waluigi is so proud of his child for killing it in smash