Who Runs This Blog? Joker?

I am literally begging you to draw more Kirby

him busy eating burgies

wait let me look up what flowers would make a "fuck you" bouquet

got it

•Orange lilies (hatred and disdain)

•Tansy (declaration of war)

•Basil (hatred)

•Meadowsweet (uselessness)

•Geranium (foolishness and stupidity)

•Fragrant coltsfoot ("You'll get what you deserve.")

somebody draw this

Taranza knows how to passive-agressively say "fuck you" in flower but he won't tell Magolor and Marx.

oh absolutely he does. and why would he. he needs to be able to send “fuck you” bouquets when he needs to w/o being found out

Thank you all, now I know what to look out for.

Tea drinkers read this!!!

If you buy pre-made herbal tea blends (usually have names like Bedtime, Calm, etc) check the ingredients. I just saw a Nighttime blend that had St. Johns Wort in it, which can be dangerous when mixed with some medications. Talk to you doctor what herbs you should avoid. (Especially when you want to ingest st. Johns wort or mugwort) 

 A simple hint to remember is just because its in a food store, doesn’t mean its safe. 

SAM is a good role model.

listen… i’m a lesbian and i know full well what oppression based on love is like… but i wish white gay folks wouldn’t act like sexuality is the only reason anyone’s ever felt that

@divinelowblood

I finally had a Tumblr post-worthy thought.

Don't you ever, EVER, sit down on the toilet without checking for a spider first.

Because like

you ever just vibe in the shower with the spider sitting on its web in the corner closest to the ceiling?

It's a nice experience when you're having those nervous one-sided conversations as you're desperately trying to pop that pimple on your shoulder.

But like, what if the spider saw you use the toilet sometime before and then after you got out of the shower they were like

"Why do the gigantic two-eyed, four-limbed beings spend so much time on the shiny white stone domestic puddle?" and go to try it out for themself and then they just transcend space and time right then and there and are having this fantastic cosmic experience as their astral energy travels the multiverse

only to get suddenly smashed by a pair of asscheeks because somebody else in the house doesn't fucking look before they leap - or, in this case, sit down

just

just think about it

look before you sit on the toilet, people. Please, I'm begging you.

oUCH

…are you ACTUALLY SHITTING ME

just had to thwack ‘em with my parasol one more time smh

this speaks to me on so many levels

I have some bath bombs I could donate to the cause!

My plans for tomorrow are sitting in the bathtub and crying for three hours and then eating hotdogs with barbecue sauce and sweet relish.

yes

hehehehehe

tell me 5 things you'd put in a pentagram to summon me and I'll tell you if it would work or not

Pls