Looks Like Rare Flowah From The First MSM

But can you share pictures of the insect chocolates?? Asking for... spider reasons.

ok it’s time i made a post on artisanal insect chocolate startups

these three videos happen in the same apartment building

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I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

i actually feel like daroach doesn't pull pranks on the children because that's not in his moral code. however, marx has no such ethical qualms. in this essay i will -

op where’s the rest of the essay

Wendigos most likely exist in that universe so imagine a group of very tall Wendigos banded together as a tribe and the moment they see Skrael they're like "by the North Wind, is that a child-"

Okay so. If (Y/n)'s Nickname is North star. What do you think Salsor's and Lumi's nicknames would be?. Lumi's could be: little snow flake or something. Tell me what you think the nicknames would be, if you want

Bellroc, you've had enough whiskey-

Guess what they found.

The angel on my shoulder judging everyone and everything, including my life choices:

The devil on my other shoulder regretting my life choices for me:

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

finally... after all these years of reading crazy wifi network screenshots...

I finally have my own.

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Phones with only one pussy are classist “ohh you can charge your phone and use headphones if you got Bluetooth” you got Bluetooth money???

We're allowed to be shamelessly interested in helping other people.

I was about to make a post like "the only thing girls are allowed to be shamelessly interested in is boys" and then I remembered how many girls get made fun of for being "boy-crazy" and now I've decided girls are actually now allowed to be shamelessly interested in anything.